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    17 Hilarious Church Signs That Shocked Me With How Funny They Are

    "Too hot to keep changing this sign. Jesus good, sin bad. Details inside."

    1. "Don't hoard! Even Noah took only two of each."

    The church in my town is always posting fantastic signs from funny

    2. "Trespassers will be baptized, frequent trespassers will be sent away on mission."

    This sign at my local Orthodox church... from funny

    3. "Too hot to keep changing sign. Jesus good, sin bad. Details inside."

    Sign at local church from funny

    4. "God loves you more than Kanye loves Kanye."

    This sign at my local church from funny

    5. "Wash hands, do not touch face, Hygenesis 24:7"

    This sign a local church put up. from funny

    6. "God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts."

    This has to be the best church sign I've ever seen. from funny

    7. "Adultery is a sin. You can't have your Kate and Edith too."

    This church sign is going hard on the puns from funny

    8. "I wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitos."

    My personal favorite church sign. And I agree. from funny

    9. "Whoever is praying for rain can stop."

    Sign at a church in Colorado from funny

    10. "Thou shalt not park without authorization or thou shalt be towed."

    Sign at a church in Salem, MA from funny

    11. "Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."

    The Sign Outside a Church in my Town from funny

    12. "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him."

    Never thought I'd see one, but the church sign near my house made me laugh hard today! from funny

    13. "Blah blah blah just go to church."

    Church sign guy hates his job from funny

    14. "Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted."

    This church sign in CC, TX is winning the sign game. from funny

    15. "We're all about dat grace, 'bout dat grace, no devil!"

    A church sign in my home town... from funny

    16. "Staying in bed screaming 'Oh God' does not constitute going to church."

    The sign in front of my friends church ... is doing it right! from funny

    17. "Free A/C!!! Sundays 9:00 and 10:30 a.m."

    Church signs in Phoenix. from funny

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