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This grilled cheese sandwich that looks like it was trying to pull a fast one:
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And this egg sandwich that just failed in every way possible:
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This chicken burger that — ugh! — looks like it might come with a side of salmonella:
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These mozzarella sticks that came minus the mozzarella:
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This chicken quesadilla that should be ashamed of itself:
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And this slice of pie that came topped with mold:
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These banana chocolate chip pancakes that don't quite get how you make banana chocolate chip pancakes:
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This mushroom pizza that came with one — count 'em, one! — mushroom:
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And this "cheeseburger" that came with just a tiny sliver of cheese.
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This "Caesar salad" that — I guess? — you eat with your hands:
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This salad that dared to show up at the table like this:
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And this salad that isn't gimmicky...just disappointing:
13.
These "chicken tacos" that looked like a couple KFC drumsticks dressed as tacos for Halloween:
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This fish burger with a minnow-sized bit of fish:
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And this sandwich that came with a displeasing meat-to-bread ratio:
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This Boston cream donut that almost entirely forgot the cream:
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This donut that almost entirely forgot the icing:
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And this cinnamon twist dessert that came with a side of ranch instead of icing:
19.
This "lasagna" that looked a lot more like baked ziti:
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This lettuce-wrapped chicken sandwich that failed the "wrapped" part:
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This breakfast burrito that came with extra tortilla:
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This "blueberry" muffin with one sad blueberry:
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And — yikes! — this beef and rice dish that came with somebody's keys inside: