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    31 Times Food Went From "MMMM!" To "DEAR LORD NOOO!!" In A Split Second

    Food did these people very, very wrong.

    1. This person who cracked an egg to fry up and OH MY WHAT:

    Welp... Breakfast is off. from Wellthatsucks

    2. This poor woman who slow-cooked her dinner for six hours and the only one who got to enjoy it was the cat:

    6 hours of slow cooking later from Wellthatsucks

    3. This person whose soda received some unwanted hair flavoring:

    Got some dredlocks in my coke at the ballgame from Wellthatsucks

    4. This person who spent a lot of money on multiple pounds of lobster then made the horrifying discovery of why it was so expensive:

    Christmas Lunch ruined for a few extra $ on weigh-in from Wellthatsucks

    5. This person who — I have no words — found someone's contact inside their bag of candy:

    I was eating a bag of sour gushers and there was an eye contact inside of the bag... Didn’t realize until I was chewing on it from Wellthatsucks

    6. And this pour soul who — gag — accidentally baked a fly into their chocolate chip cookie:

    Accidentally baked a fly into my cookies. from Wellthatsucks

    7. This person who got several bites into this bowl of cereal before realizing those little floating things were ants:

    Fighting an ant infestation in my kitchen the last couple days. Didn't think to check my cereal box. Realized the small brown things are ants 6-8 bites in. from Wellthatsucks

    8. And this person who literally DISLOCATED THEIR JAW while trying to eat a bowl of cereal:

    I dislocated my jaw... while eating cereal. from Wellthatsucks

    9. This person who cooked all of this yummy, cheesy goodness, then...:

    My Cooked just done ready to eat macaroni from Wellthatsucks

    10. And this person who baked all this yummy, chocolaty goodness, then had to hit the brakes suddenly:

    I mean, I didn’t want to eat it anyway. from Wellthatsucks

    11. This person who chomped into an apple and got a bonus bite of worm and worm larvae:

    So much for trying to eat healthy from Wellthatsucks

    12. This person whose dinner tasted oddly bitter, then realized they'd cooked it using pepper that expired BEFORE THEY WERE BORN:

    Decided to cook dinner for my parents when visiting with the lockdown rules being relaxed. There was an odd bitter taste to the food, turns out the pepper expired the year before i was born. from Wellthatsucks

    13. And this person whose dinner was ruined by seasoning in a totally different way:

    My well spiced dinner from Wellthatsucks

    14. This poor person who dropped scalding hot noodles onto their bare knee and bed:

    I didn't get a chance to eat so I made myself noodles and ended up spilling them on my knee and bed -_- from Wellthatsucks

    15. This person who suffered so many food fails in a row you have to wonder if their kitchen is haunted:

    Came home late from work, drop my open sandwhich in the parking lot. Go to make pasta, the first pot slips and I pour it all on the ground. Make a second pot and the handle straight up breaks and my pasta goes everywhere. Didn't eat; had a lil cry. from Wellthatsucks

    16. And this person who ate a couple of these cookies in the dark before realizing they were covered in mold:

    Eat two of these bad boys in the dark and go back to see this. from Wellthatsucks

    17. This carnivore who — gag — found this gigantic vein in a piece of beef they were eating:

    Found this monsterous vein in a piece of beef I was eating from Wellthatsucks

    18. This person who tried to eat AND read emails:

    Eating and reading emails don't go together. from Wellthatsucks

    19. This person who just wanted to eat some ice cream on the pier:

    If you didn’t take a picture of your food first, did you really eat it? from Wellthatsucks

    20. And this hungry person who only wanted to enjoy some rotisserie chicken:

    So.. should I still eat it? I’m starving from Wellthatsucks

    21. This guy who thought that he could avoid burning his fingers if he ran his hot dish to the couch quickly enough, but slipped and went headfirst into the wall:

    Well, I guess I’m not eating that. from Wellthatsucks

    22. This person who returned home after a long day only to discover — doh! — they forgot to plug in their slow cooker:

    When you come home and your house doesn’t smell like pot roast (r.slowcooking) from Wellthatsucks

    23. This college student who just wanted some rice before class but opened their pack to find — blech! — a chunk of mold:

    I opened my quick rice pouch to eat before class discovered at least an inch of thick mold from Wellthatsucks

    24. This person who was well on their way to a cooked meal when they heard a CRACK:

    I was making dinner and heard a pop. NOT eating that!!! from Wellthatsucks

    25. This chili lover who accidentally stepped on their cat while going down the stairs:

    Feeling like Kevin from the office right now. from Wellthatsucks

    26. And this person who got cut off while transporting chili to a dinner party:

    Someone cut me up while transporting chilli for my sister in laws birthday dinner. from Wellthatsucks

    27. This person who tried to impress their in-laws by cooking a breakfast casserole in what they THOUGHT was an oven-safe dish:

    I posted on r/shittyfoodporn and recommended to share here. I *tried* to make a breakfast casserole for hosting the in-laws. The food wasn’t cold (potatoes were browned and hot) and dish was supposed to be oven safe. FML. merry chrysler from Wellthatsucks

    28. This person who ordered soup and then watched the delivery guy drop it on the floor:

    Uber Eats driver dropped my laksa soup broth. Managed to soak some shoes and doormat too :( from Wellthatsucks

    29. And this person whose delivery pizza showed up like this:

    Just wanted an easy takeout after a long day at work... from Wellthatsucks

    30. This person who toiled away making lasagna and then:

    I made a lasagna for lunch. Here's the result. from Wellthatsucks

    31. And this person in a rush who bagged their lunch and (accidentally) tossed it, then bagged the dirty kitty litter and brought it to work:

    I cleaned the cat’s litter box and brought the bag with me to throw away in my outdoor trash can on the way to work. I also brought my lunch. Guess which one got thrown away and which one came to work with me. from Wellthatsucks