1. This person who cracked an egg to fry up and OH MY WHAT:
2. This poor woman who slow-cooked her dinner for six hours and the only one who got to enjoy it was the cat:
3. This person whose soda received some unwanted hair flavoring:
4. This person who spent a lot of money on multiple pounds of lobster then made the horrifying discovery of why it was so expensive:
5. This person who — I have no words — found someone's contact inside their bag of candy:
6. And this pour soul who — gag — accidentally baked a fly into their chocolate chip cookie:
7. This person who got several bites into this bowl of cereal before realizing those little floating things were ants:
8. And this person who literally DISLOCATED THEIR JAW while trying to eat a bowl of cereal:
9. This person who cooked all of this yummy, cheesy goodness, then...:
10. And this person who baked all this yummy, chocolaty goodness, then had to hit the brakes suddenly:
11. This person who chomped into an apple and got a bonus bite of worm and worm larvae:
12. This person whose dinner tasted oddly bitter, then realized they'd cooked it using pepper that expired BEFORE THEY WERE BORN:
13. And this person whose dinner was ruined by seasoning in a totally different way:
14. This poor person who dropped scalding hot noodles onto their bare knee and bed:
15. This person who suffered so many food fails in a row you have to wonder if their kitchen is haunted:
16. And this person who ate a couple of these cookies in the dark before realizing they were covered in mold:
17. This carnivore who — gag — found this gigantic vein in a piece of beef they were eating:
18. This person who tried to eat AND read emails:
19. This person who just wanted to eat some ice cream on the pier:
20. And this hungry person who only wanted to enjoy some rotisserie chicken:
21. This guy who thought that he could avoid burning his fingers if he ran his hot dish to the couch quickly enough, but slipped and went headfirst into the wall:
22. This person who returned home after a long day only to discover — doh! — they forgot to plug in their slow cooker:
23. This college student who just wanted some rice before class but opened their pack to find — blech! — a chunk of mold:
24. This person who was well on their way to a cooked meal when they heard a CRACK:
25. This chili lover who accidentally stepped on their cat while going down the stairs:
26. And this person who got cut off while transporting chili to a dinner party:
27. This person who tried to impress their in-laws by cooking a breakfast casserole in what they THOUGHT was an oven-safe dish:
28. This person who ordered soup and then watched the delivery guy drop it on the floor:
29. And this person whose delivery pizza showed up like this:
30. This person who toiled away making lasagna and then:
31. And this person in a rush who bagged their lunch and (accidentally) tossed it, then bagged the dirty kitty litter and brought it to work:
