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Dads don't Instagram quite like anyone else.
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While they DO Instagram their food, it's usually with a caption like "My breakfast is egg-hast."
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And when they 'gram beautiful scenery, it's with a caption like "It would be hard to get TIRED of this view."
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They don't take many selfies, but they do a lot of dad jokes.
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Like, a lot of dad jokes.
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And while the photos sometimes speak for themselves...
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...and need no caption at all...
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Most dad jokes are all about the caption, like: "Part of a tree hit my car. Not too much damage, I think."
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"How do I remember to eat fruit? I put it on my schedule."
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"When your Coke says something funny and you're like..."
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"U.F.O. caught on tape."
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"Where am I? Just some no-name town."
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"We're running out of thyme!"
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If you see a dad taking a photo of something weird — like a sweet potato — it's probably for the gram.
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Even a can of hair spray can end up on a dad's Instagram if he thinks of the right groaner.
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Dads are quick to Instagram the dad jokes they stumble across in public, too.
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This means they're often snapping photos of street blackboards...
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Of course, they also post photos of themselves being a dad — but usually not without a caption like: "Teaching my kid the A, B, Seas."
