1.
The gem who did this to a fresh pan of brownies.
2.
And the REAL gem who defiled this birthday cake.
3.
The person with shoes way too big to be pulling this crap.
4.
The a-hole who abandoned their drink here of all places.
5.
The "friendly neighbor" who, I guess, repeatedly put bags of shit on some poor schmuck's scooter?
6.
The toddler who dumped their sippy cup into mom's coffee.
7.
The co-worker who left this in the break room when the sink was only a few feet away.
9.
The guy who decided to buy a boat from a coworker using nothing but $1 bills.
10.
The conscientious parker.
11.
And their relative, surely?
12.
The diner who thought their note made this OK.
13.
And the diner who left the pickles they didn't order on the table.
14.
Whoever tried to pass this autograph off as the real thing.
15.
The dad who gave his daughter this as her Christmas present.
16.
Whoever decided this was the best way to break up.
17.
And whoever tried to unload a possum this way.
