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A Dad Is Hilariously Illustrating The Things His 3-Year-Old Says

"My elbow has a sprained ankle."

Like most 3-year-olds, Harper Grace says her share of silly things. Unlike most 3-year-olds, however, she has a dad, Martin Bruckner, who turns them into hilarious illustrations.

The illustrations are compiled on the Tumblr Spaghetti Toes, and they present a delightful look into the mind of a toddler.

Harper Grace knows what she likes:

And what she doesn't like:

She loves Frozen (in her own way):

And action figures (in her own way):

She's learning to express herself when she feels down:

And has a pretty terrific way to describe an upset stomach:

Thankfully, she knows how to make it feel better:

She knows Mom's got the good stuff:

Someday soon she will start to say, "I'm thinking," and it won't be nearly as sweet as what she says now:

Injuries confuse her:

As do the things her parents say when cooking:

But there are some truths she has 100% figured out:

Lastly, she appreciates her dad (in her own way), who is doing an amazing job of preserving these memories for her:

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