1.This wife who couldn't just have normal names for her Q-tip, cotton ball, and floss containers:
2.This boutique owner who created their own version of the old "number of days since our last accident" sign:
3.This restaurant owner who was absolutely OVER people abusing their "all you can eat" policy:
4.And this restaurant owner who put up an awkwardly encouraging sign in the bathroom:
5.This person who got tired of answering the same questions on job interviews, so they printed up these cards to hand out when asked the old chestnut, "What's your greatest strength?"
6.This bar that made 86'ing unruly patrons a sarcastic snap:
7.This car owner who was hilariously realistic about their truck:
8.This roommate of a guy named Isaac who — after Isaac started getting a lot of action — put up a survey for Isaac's bedmates to fill out for "quality assurance/quality improvement":
9.These waxers at this beauty parlor who got uncomfortably specific about exactly what they did:
10.And this store (possibly owned by Billy Madison) that has quite the unique sign in the window:
11.This blinds installer who found a genius way to get everyone to notice their business on the road:
12.This teacher who got unflinchingly real with any potential car thieves:
13.This review of a 12-foot-tall beach ball that basically turned into a short story full of twists and turns:
14.These streets in a suburban development...which were all named after Pokémon characters:
15.This police department that decided to troll speeders:
16.This person who found a hilariously sarcastic way to make their friend feel a little less old on their birthday:
17.And this kindergartener who has already mastered sarcasm (their parents need to WATCH OUT):
18.This fire department that came up with a hilariously accurate job description for their volunteer fireman positions:
19.This record store that lightly trolled its customers (or maybe they were 100% serious?):
20.This snarky note someone left on the car of bad parker:
21.And this note on another badly parked car that was equally as snarky:
22.This Halloween costume that proved dating is scarier than just about anything:
23.And this person who put up a hilarious and strangely heartwarming sign in their house, er, home:
24.This city that rightfully decided to go hard after litterers:
25.This newscast that came up with a hilariously perfect "wind meter":
26.And these groomers who had HAD IT with people complaining about their prices:
27.This math teacher who was more than a little extra with this word problem:
28.This wise-ass who rearranged their apps like obscene fridge magnets:
29.These parents who put up a hilariously sarcastic sign to keep their kids safe:
30.This frustrated girlfriend who pointedly updated her "Live, Laugh, Love" sign:
31.And this student who — after people kept leaving poop stains on the toilet seats of their dorm (yay, college!) — took it upon themself to say NO MORE:
