1. If you have to be bald, you might as well have a little fun with it, right?
6. This probably would’ve made a better T-shirt than tattoo.
8. The funniest thing about this one is that it should be “you’re” not “your.”
11. This is probably especially funny when he takes someone to bread, er, bed.
12. This guy lives for the moment when someone says, “Can you make out what that sign says?”
14. This would’ve been perfect for a bathroom stall, but his back works too.
16. Some funny people looked at their belly buttons and realized they had untapped comedic potential.
20. Just what every guy wants, to make people laugh when he drops his pants.
23. Haven’t we all looked at our nipple and thought it’d make a hilarious mouse face?
29. “Want me to take your picture?” she says, stifling a giggle.
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