28 Hilariously Mortifying Mistakes People Made That There's No Coming Back From

    They can't see us laughing at them through the computer screen, right?

    When someone has something go wrong, you're really not supposed to laugh. You're supposed to, like, express sympathy — that's what a good person would do after all — but damn it, sometimes you just can't help yourself!

    So, my fellow twisted souls, here are 29 screwups we probably shouldn't be laughing at:

    1. First, this poor gent who made the mistake of asking a new barber to cut a part into his hair...and she REALLY overdid it!

    A bad haircut

    2. This cool cat who got some action...and then found out in the cringiest way possible they need to get thicker curtains:

    "through your curtains showcasing the grand finale"

    3. And this surely mortified apartment dweller who has no choice but to move out after this:

    "It is very upsetting to hear your adult videos on our speaker at all hours of the day."

    4. This teacher who had her students make these groundhogs — yes, they're supposed be groundhogs! — and didn't realize what they really look like until they were on the wall:

    Groundhogs on the wall

    5. Whoever designed this winning trophy for a 4th of July hot dog eating contest without realizing...you know:

    A hot dog trophy

    6. This world traveler who screwed up taking one of those "Look! The Eiffel Tower is under my finger!" photos...:

    A man posing in front of the Eiffel Tower

    7. ...and then made the much bigger mistake of asking the internet if they could photoshop the tower under his finger:

    A Photoshopped image of a man in front of the Eiffel Tower

    I'm really trying not to laugh...

    A Photoshopped image of the Eiffel Tower

    ...but...

    A photoshopped image of a man in front of the Eiffel Tower

    ...I'm laughing, damn it!

    Photoshopped image of a man in front of the Eiffel Tower

    8. This woman who tried her first ever edible, a pot brownie, and then — after declaring "it wasn't shit" — had another one. An hour later, her boyfriend caught her reading this article, lol:

    "How to get unhigh"

    9. This person who ordered a large spoon without quite realizing exactly how LARGE it actually was:

    A giant spoon

    10. And this person who was really excited about how cheap the scratching post they ordered was until it came:

    A miniature scratching post

    11. This resident who clearly didn't do a vibe check of their apartment complex before putting up this door knocker:

    A notice from management

    "As you know, the school bus waits across the street every morning..."

    A door knocker with large testicles

    12. This very sweet but new-to-English student who gave their teacher this candle as a present:

    "When this candle is lit, give me that dick"

    13. This dad who made the mistake of leaving out $350, and then — after assuming he'd lost it — found it months later in his daughter's toy cash register:

    Money in a toy cash register

    14. The many adult judges at the county fair who gave this entry first prize without realizing it included the old "boob" calculator gag:

    A large calculator

    15. The supermarket delivery people who brought this customer EIGHT bunches of bananas when they only asked for eight bananas...and then screwed up again by only charging them 68 cents for the lot:

    A lot of bananas

    16. And this supermarket worker who charged someone $546.21 for some mangos:

    A receipt showing mangoes costing over $500

    17. This pregnant wife who tried to hide and scare her husband, but totally forgot about her baby bump:

    A woman's baby bump sticking out

    18. This news station's graphics person who either really blew it or thinks Shelbyville is hell on earth:

    A weather report

    19. This delivery driver who tried to pass off this photo as proof that some packages were "delivered to a family member directly" and totally got called out for it:

    Packages in front of a dog

    20. Whoever designed this pole on a bus without SEEING IT (why don't any of these people see it?!):

    A pole on a bus

    21. And this mom who worked really hard on a Harry Potter broom cake only for it to come out like this:

    A broom cake

    22. This (I'm guessing very inebriated) guy who tried to sneak some pie in the middle of the night, and then was discovered like this:

    A man laying on the floor next to spilled pie

    23. This poor guy who was trying to decompress with his stress ball when it exploded on him:

    An exploded stress ball

    24. This person who thought they'd been charging their phone all night only to wake up and discover...:

    A disconnected phone charger

    25. This person who accidentally brushed their teeth with anti-itch medicine...for the reason you can see:

    Two almost identical tubes, one with toothpaste and one with anti-itch cream

    26. And this person who made a similarly understandable and hilarious mistake at the breakfast table:

    French toast covered in soy sauce

    27. This person who used a bit too much wood glue to affix a doggie ornament to their door and then came back later to see it looked like this:

    A dog toy glued to a door

    28. And this newspaper's editor who had to issue this hilariously embarrassing correction:

    A clarification printed in the paper

    H/T: r/funny