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    29 Mispronounced Words By Kids That Are Honestly Just Funny

    "Mama, can we watch the Uh-limp-dicks?"

    We recently asked the members of BuzzFeed Community to share the funniest thing their kid ever mispronounced:

    1. "My 4-year-old liked to sing Bruno Mars' 'Uptown fuck you up.'”

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    2. "My daughter said 'armadillo pee' instead of 'L-M-N-O-P' when she sang 'The Alphabet Song.'"

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    3. "My son pronounces 'Swedish Fish' as 'sweet-ass fish.'"

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    4. "When my sister was little she sang the second verse of 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas' like this: 'Oh, bring us some friggin’ pudding, oh, bring us some friggin’ pudding…'”

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    5. "My 4-year-old daughter calls the Olympics the 'Uh-limp-dicks.' I don’t correct her because I am a horrible person."

    6. "My son used to have a hard time pronouncing his consonants. One day my husband was putting gas in the car when my son asked, 'Is daddy pumping ass?'”

    7. "When my daughter was 2 she would call flowers 'fuckers.' It was the worst when we were out in public and she’d yell, 'Mama, look at all the fuckers!' I always had to loudly add, 'Yeah, I see all those flowers!' so people wouldn’t judge me."

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    8. "Daughter: *throws tantrum* Me: 'You are being ridiculous.' Daughter: 'I AM NOT DICKLESS!'"

    9. "My sister made my son a crocheted snake toy. When he opened it on Christmas morning he excitedly held it up and yelled, 'Mom! Look! A skank!'”

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    10. "My daughter used to call her swimming suit her 'swimming soup.'"

    11. "My 4-year-old calls mac 'n' cheese 'monkey cheese.'"

    12. "When my 3-year-old asks to go to the Lego Store it sounds like she's asking to go to the liquor store. Cheers?"

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    13. "One of my sons used to struggle with the word 'ice.' It sounded like he was saying 'ass.' So he’d be like, 'I need some ass in my water.'"

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    14. "One of my students was talking about being deaf and how you need 'ear grenades' to hear. He meant hearing aids."

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    15. "When my daughter started kindergarten, they said the Pledge of Allegiance each morning. I asked her to recite it for me one day and in the middle of it she said, '…and to the republic for Richard Stanz…' I asked her if she said 'Richard Stanz' and she said, 'Yeah. Who's that?'”

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    16. "My daughter once said 'arts and craps' instead of arts and crafts in front of her upcoming kindergarten teacher."

    17. "At the zoo my daughter called the ostrich a 'saustrich' because 'that’s what sausage comes from.'”

    18. "My 5-year-old daughter calls Justin Timberlake 'Justin Tinkerlegs.'"

    19. "When I asked my daughter what her favorite ride at Disneyland was, she replied, 'Pirates of the Can of Bean!'”

    20. "When my son was 2 he would call crackers 'crack whores.'"

    21. "I offered my son a mango and he said, 'No, I don’t like flamangoes!'”

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    22. "I asked my daughter to bring me the condensed milk from the pantry. When she came back she said, 'Here, Mama. I got you the constipated milk.'"

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    — Jelianette Rivera, Facebook

    23. "My son use to be obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine. His favorite train was Percy, but he couldn't say his R's so he pronounced it 'pussy.' He'd go around saying, 'I love pussy!' It was both horrifying and hilarious."

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    —Ashley Vecchio Michaelsen, Facebook

    24. "My little guy used to call bridges 'bitches.' He'd say, 'We're going over a bitch!'"

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    —Ali Edmunds Nichelson, Facebook

    25. "My kid shouted, ‘Are we getting cock porn?’ at the movies."

    26. "I was at a 2-year-old’s birthday party. He got a couple dump trucks (he was super into building at the time) and sweetly yelled to the whole party, 'Thank you for my dumb fucks!'”

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    27. "Our 5-year-old son was so excited to see the The Peanuts Movie, but pronounced it as the 'penis' movie."

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    28. "My brother used to call McDonald’s 'Madonna's' when we were little."

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    29. "I’m Lebanese and as a child I announced I was a lesbian."

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