Parents·Posted on Jun 20, 201825 Freaking Funny Tweets That Cracked Up Jimmy Fallon On The "Tonight Show"There's a reason Jimmy's hashtags always trend worldwide.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail From #MyKidIsWeird: 1. This one that's pure 😳: Karen with a J @JarenMcCormick My kid told me that my butt looked like a bag full of chicken nuggets. #MyKidIsWeird 09:43 PM - 30 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "That's weird. Yeah, that's weird." 2. This mystery: Molly Ligon @mollyligonn My nephew once sneezed out a Sour Patch Kid. I still have no idea where it came from #MyKidIsWeird @jimmyfallon 09:27 PM - 30 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said (in a kid's voice): "I found it on the sidewalk!" 3. This "been there" moment: Faceless Ukulele @facelessukulele One of the kids in my class came out of the bathroom and quietly said to himself.. "Well that hurt..." #MyKidIsWeird 02:16 AM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy just LOL'd (and LOL'd) over this one. 4. This adorable weirdness: Jen richard @Jenboston @jimmyfallon my 3 year old asks to have her picture taken with store mannequins #MyKidIsWeird 09:20 PM - 30 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "Aw, that's cute!" 5. This original excuse: Ginger 🌺 @BaristaSimmer When I caught my daughter picking her nose, she said, "I'm putting it back in." #MyKidIsWeird 02:22 AM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "It was a Sour Patch Kid!" 6. This "Yay, parenting!" moment: Julie E. Hedges @jehedgesphoto @jimmyfallon My 9 year old daughter asked "Mommy when I grow up, will my boobs be as long as yours?" #MyKidIsWeird 01:17 AM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said (in an angry mom voice): "Go to bed!" 7. This top secret sign: Tanya Cully @TMCully Found this on the dining room wall. Asked our 4yo son what it meant; he said, "You can't know." #MyKidIsWeird 09:47 PM - 30 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "That's weird! 'What's it mean?' 'YOU CAN'T KNOW!'" From #MomQuotes: 8. This savage mom move: Lindsey Jeffers @_itsLJ_ @jimmyfallon When my mom would drive us kids around, she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and she’d say “bow to Mom” Every. Single. Time. #MomQuotes 11:06 PM - 08 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "That's right. Bow to mom." 9. And this almost catchphrase: Konkema @Simpoevsky My mom made up her own saying in the 90s when the "talk to the hand" phase was popular. Hers was "talk to the palm, cause you aint the mom." #MomQuotes 05:38 PM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "That's pretty good." 10. This new word: Jules_Jules @JulesRead1 @jimmyfallon One night my mom announced that we were having roast Bork for dinner. We asked her what that was and she said she defrosted something from the freezer and couldn’t tell if it was beef or pork #MomQuotes 03:41 PM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "That's so my mom." 11. And this new slang word: Devyn @devholla14 @jimmyfallon One time I called my mom “Bro” and she goes “I’m not your bro or your hoe, I’m your Mo” 😂 #MomQuotes 05:12 AM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "Talk to the palm." 12. This "I don't think that means what you think it means" moment: Brennen Hancock @Brennen_Hancock My mom told me she and the lady across the street were “Friends with Benefits.” I asked her what that meant, and she said “You know, we get each other’s mail when they’re out of town and stuff.” #MomQuotes 09:28 PM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "Oooooh. OK." 13. And this "I don't think it works they way you think it does" moment: Hooray Platypus @HoorayPlatypus @jimmyfallon My mom couldn’t find the movie she wanted on Netflix. “Oh well, someone else is probably watching it. I’ll try again tomorrow” #MomQuotes 08:02 PM - 08 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "Wha?" From #DadQuotes: 14. This bit of truth: Alyson Meldrum @AlyMeldrum Watching "Chicken Run," my dad suddenly exclaimed "yeah, right!All those chickens working together like that." #DadQuotes 06:05 PM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Steve Higgins, Jimmy's announcer, said: "They're feeding us lies!" 15. This classic dad joke: 𝖏𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓 🖤 @jessicazap14 @jimmyfallon My first boyfriend played the saxophone in a ska band. When my dad met him, he told him to practice "safe sax" 🤦🏼♀️ #dadquotes 08:19 PM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "That's a dad. That IS a dad." 16. And this cool dad joke: Pauliann23 @Pauliann23 @jimmyfallon I called my dad to see if he had a stud finder and he casually replied, "mom's at work." #DadQuotes 01:26 AM - 15 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "Hey! Bingo!" 17. This IRL Homer Simpson quote: KRose @KristenRose124 When mom wouldn't let dad build a maze of beer cans in our yard he said "You're the cloak of darkness smothering my fire of fun." #DadQuotes 02:17 AM - 18 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "What? You want to build a maze out of beer cans!" 18. This actually good idea: MyLittleGarrone @MyLittleGarrone My dad once had a dream that he wrote a hit Easter song called "If It Hadn't Been for Christmas." #DadQuotes @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon 08:52 PM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy, to Questlove: "We should write that with her dad and make that song!" 19. This embarrassment: de blek penthah @ayersem_ @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight Till this day, my dad still thinks Gwen says "there ain't no harm in that, girl!" instead of "I ain't no hollaback girl" #DadQuotes 05:57 PM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "This stuff is bandanas! B-A-N-D-A-N-A-S!" From #MyFamilyIsWeird: 20. This thing that makes you go hmmm: RockyInRealLife @RockyHoare My mother orders frozen margaritas and then won't drink them because they are too cold. #MyFamilyIsWeird 08:04 PM - 19 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said (in a grandma voice): "Ugh! I can't drink that! These frozen margaritas are so cold!" 21. This whatever you call it: Amy 🐍 (Rep tour Tampa and Miami) @repu_tay_tion My dad calls the minions from despicable me the dependables, morons, or pinions because he can't remember their proper name #MyFamilyIsWeird 07:15 PM - 19 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said (in a gruff dad voice): "I love those Morons! They're great!" 22. This safety tip: jessica @hullojess @jimmyfallon When I was a kid, my dad cut the pointed tips off the party hats so we kids wouldn't poke each others' eyes out. #MyFamilyIsWeird 06:27 PM - 19 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "Well, you still have your eyes, so maybe he was right!" 23. This idea that is half batshit, half adorably awesome: Olivia Swenson @CptnSwan4TheWin When my brother and I are away at college, my mom sets our scarecrows at the dinner table to have as guests. #MyFamilyIsWeird https://t.co/NOvsLgVFm5 06:38 PM - 19 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said (in a mom voice): "They're not eating their dinner again, honey." 24. And, well, same for this one: jenny skorusa @jennyskorusa my grandma had professional photos taken with one of her dolls and a stuffed monkey #MyFamilyIsWeird 08:48 PM - 19 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "Genius! Oh my goodness." 25. And lastly, this cool mom move: Erin Bode @ErinBode #MyFamilyIsWeird Instead of XOXOXOXOXOX - my mom ends every email with MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMO! 06:40 PM - 19 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Jimmy said: "MOMOMOMO!" #VERYFUNNYJIMMY Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF