23 "Why Would You Put That In Writing?!" Photos From Some Truly Ridiculous People

    These people are true masters of the written turd.

    Sometimes, people say upsetting things that make you go, "DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST SAY THAT?!?!?!"

    A man covering his mouth in shock

    But other times, people actually use the WRITTEN WORD to put their crap out there for all to see. Friends, the following 23 images are from those delightful people:

    1. First, this woman had absolutely no reservations about writing this on her back:

    "Will suck cock 4 ketamine"

    2. And this husband seriously sat at his computer, typed out this MESS, and hit "post":

    "am seeking young, beautiful women to help me partake in extramarital affairs."

    3. These grandkids, meanwhile, found these in their dead grandparents' things...and decided to sell them instead of, you know, maintaining their grandparents' privacy/dignity:

    "Two vintage magic wands"

    4. Then there's this young lady who I can't believe typed out this tweet confessing to a very lucrative life of crime:

    "I've been boosting since 17!"

    5. The workers at this fast food joint wanted tips (hey, I get it!), but went about it in this very uncomfortable way:

    "Just put the TIP in and see how it feels :)"

    6. And — speaking of restaurants — this Karen went to one she loved, but wrote this crappy review for, well, Karen reasons:

    "I won't go back there because of this."

    7. This person really thought, I'm going to have one bumper sticker and ONE ONLY...and slapped on this disaster:

    "No baby on board, I only do anal"

    8. And this kindred spirit — also a member of the "one bumper sticker about butt stuff" club — drives around like this:

    "Show me your butthole; I eat ass"

    9. This person, meanwhile, decided to go online and type out a justification for cheating:

    "Having sex with someone who is cheating on their partner isn't morally bad"

    10. Maybe genitalia button pushing is a REAL problem at this school, but I still can't believe some university employee typed this up and posted it:

    "Please refrain from using genitalia to press buttons"

    11. This angry dude, meanwhile, could have just said he was having a yard sale, but decisions were made:

    "Cheating wife yard sale"

    12. And this parent didn't get how WRONG they were to even ask this question:

    "Is she wrong for this?"

    13. This supermarket bakery, meanwhile, actually discussed — and then went through with — writing these 9/11 tributes atop giant cookies for sale:

    "Remeber 911"

    14. This girlfriend may have been an "anonymous member" of the forum, but still...SHEESH:

    "He's not that into you. Face it and move on"

    15. And this person seriously typed out these texts asking for a refund on their wedding photos — three years after the wedding! — because she was getting divorced and didn't "need them anymore":

    "No dear I'm very serious"

    16. Someone actually put these words on a product...example 1:

    "Thanks for not pulling out!"

    17. And someone actually put these words on a product...example 2:

    "This is my PornHub watching blanket"

    18. I don't care how badly someone parks...there's no justification for keying this into their car:

    "Learn to park" keyed on a car's hood

    19. Someone actually A) made this shirt, and B) wore it in public:

    "Free R. Kelly"

    20. And someone actually left this snarky note on a neighbor's door just because they didn't want their home to look like Christmas vomited all over it:

    "Putting lights up for other faiths counts too"

    21. This one's wild — the sender of the email stole this person's credit card info and booked a flight...which the real owner of the card then canceled. How do you type this out and hit send?!:

    "Why was my Flight Cancelled?"

    22. This unhinged person had absolutely no shame in writing this note admitting what they did:

    "Opened it bc I got curious"

    23. And this nightmare of a human being broke things off with a woman via text because she ate a big salad:

    "Makes me feel like you're greedy for food and I need a woman who knows when to stop eating."

    HT: r/trashy