Hi! Here's a stock photo of salespeople at a reputable business! You can trust them!
And here's what I imagine some of the people in this "selling stuff online" post look like.
Why do I imagine they look like that? Well, take a look at the products they're selling, like...
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...this "like new" gaming chair that's more "like ew":
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These DIY'd condom hair clips some enterprising soul is selling online:
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And this bucket of leftover KFC "posted about a day ago," ugh:
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Then there's this window tinting service, advertising with this before and after photo:
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This dresser from a "pet free home," which — if you look closely at the photo — doesn't quite seem "pet free":
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And this bundle of 187 ciggy butts...which could be yours for the amazing price of just $15:
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This most likely stolen robot vacuum with the security alarm still on it:
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This PlayStation controller (which I really hope was posted as a joke):
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And this boat...with some of the seller's embarrassing personal business scrawled across the front:
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These, uh, baby teeth:
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This smart watch with some not-so-smart decisions visible in the background:
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And this "very unique" item that is also very regrettable:
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This jumbled mix of women's used underwear:
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This mattress which may be barely used by humans, but...:
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And — dear god — this used toilet bowl brush someone is trying to resell:
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This "wild camper ride" (you NEED to read the description on this one, trust me):
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This Nintendo DS...being advertised with this shirtless shot:
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And this computer being sold...with some cleavage:
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These adult DVDs someone inherited from their deceased dad ("they are not soft!"):
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This mattress, which even at this price is too much!
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These eyelashes made out of COCKROACH LEGS:
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These — oh boy — positive pregnancy tests:
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And lastly, saved spots in line at the DMV being sold for only $100!!!:
