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20 Survival Tips To Get You Through Costco Alive

Taking your family to Costco isn’t as difficult as surviving a zombie apocalypse, but it’s close.

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6. Keep your head down and walk straight to the first item on your list.

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You do not want the kids to see the toy section. And your wallet doesn't need you to see all the cool stuff in the electronics section, either.

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12. But think twice on perishables.

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I once got a deal on four pounds of shrimp. For the next week I woke up every night in a cold sweat worrying that it'd go bad before I finished it all.

14. It’s easy to get distracted by the Costco-ness of it all. Stay focused.

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Yes, those are 14-foot Christmas trees for sale in August. No, you don’t need one. What’s next on the shopping list?

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18. Just keep heading in one direction until you see something you recognize.

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"There in the distance... Past the industrial sized jar of oatmeal... That's the book section! I know where we are! I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!"

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