1.
When you drop your kid off at the mall:
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When your kids are fighting:
3.
When your kid says, "I'm doing it!" after you tell them to put their shoes away:
4.
When one of your friends suggests you do something that's wildly inappropriate for a parent:
5.
When your kid comes out of a timeout sullen and angry:
6.
When your kid reaches for the cookie jar right before dinner:
7.
When your baby spits up on you:
8.
When your kids are insane and your partner isn’t helping:
9.
When your kid picks their nose and eats it:
10.
When you try a recipe you found on Pinterest and the result is amazing:
11.
When your kid tells you at ten p.m. that they're supposed to bring three dozen cookies to school the next day:
12.
When your kid says, "Are you serious?!"
13.
When your easily embarrassed tween says you're being weird:
14.
When you get a whiff of your baby's stinky diaper:
15.
When your partner looks to you for back-up that they're right:
16.
When your kid plays "Let It Go" for the thirteen thousanth time:
17.
When your kid dares to talk back to you:
18.
When your kid starts droning on about Skylanders:
19.
When you're trying to converse with a toddler but it's not going very well:
20.
When your kids show you their report cards after a strong semester:
21.
When you're breastfeeding and someone side-eyes you for ordering a drink:
