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Things get put off...a while:
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The truth gets stretched:
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Moms are selfless, but not without vanity:
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Dreams of payback are real:
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This is some real #momtruth:
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Some confessions raise more questions than they answer:
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Playing Barbies is NOT a treat:
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And neither is playing Lego:
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Toys "disappear" sometimes:
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Moms are sometimes — shh! — lazy:
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Momosas, er, mimosas are parenting aids:
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You wouldn't Instagram this, but...:
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Lying to your kids is sometimes key to survival:
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What happens on your time, stays on your time:
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Sometimes moms will do anything for a little escape:
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Sometimes parenting is "Do as I say, not as I do":
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Some moms are secretly straight-up anarchists:
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Like we said, anarchists:
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And sometimes moms just need to throw something: