Parents·Posted on Apr 20, 201921 Hilarious Tweets By Grumpy Parents In A Seriously Bad Mood"It's a 'flipping the kids off behind their backs' sort of day."by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail WARNING TO PEARL-CLUTCHING PARENTS: These parents are in a damn mood and guaranteed to upset your delicate sensibilities, so maybe you should just click out, OK? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF As for the rest of you, you may proceed: 1. MotherFuckingCheeseFries @DuckingKissy Cops that pullover minivans are assholes. Like driving around five fucking kids isn’t punishment enough 02:56 PM - 02 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Doc Octopussy 🕷 @DocOctopussy First time parent: “I really don’t like when you do that.” Second time parent: “YOU’RE BEING A DICK.” 01:30 AM - 05 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of going to happy hour you can make a boxed dinner while I figure out common core math homework. 01:43 AM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun Men naming their sons after them is a classic case of slapping your name on a completed project after someone else did all the work 03:10 AM - 23 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. EdelBrice 🥨 @StranDadAbroad Tattoo Artist: So why April 14, 2007? Birth of your first child? Me: Haha no...the day before. 07:26 PM - 28 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Thinking about starting a business where I pick up parents from their homes, hand them a bottle of wine, drive them to an open field and let them scream at the top of their lungs for 20 minutes before dropping them back off at home. Million dollar idea. 01:18 PM - 08 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Dad and Buried @DadandBuried When you have kids, a three-day weekend is nothing but a painful reminder of what you've lost. 04:43 PM - 13 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Doc Octopussy 🕷 @DocOctopussy Remember when you used to be able to pull into your drive way and just sit and listen to a song or two before you got out of the car? Well you can’t fucking do that when you have kids, say goodbye to your peace forever. 04:21 PM - 21 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards My 4yo makes a lot of demands for someone who can’t drive and has no money. 07:27 PM - 31 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. WTFDAD @daddydoubts Friend: you guys gonna have another kid? Me: not sure yet. Friend: why? Me: well while we would like to have another baby, we would love to get back to sleeping and fucking. 05:40 PM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ramblin Mama @ramblinma Pumpkin patches, so you can pay $50 for kids activities like “here, pet this goat” and “chip your tooth in this overcrowded bouncy house.” 02:27 AM - 19 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. The Real American Dadass @R_A_Dadass If you’ve never turned the volume on your car stereo up to drown out the sounds of your kids, are you really even a parent? 08:19 PM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Congratulations on your newborn. Both sides of your pillow are now the cool side since you hardly will ever use it again. 12:15 AM - 05 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. SpacedMom @copymama I’m tired of hearing new moms always say their baby is “such a good baby.” Just once, I wanna hear a mom be like, “Yeah, no, my baby’s a real dick.” 01:24 PM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom I never thought my spouse & I would argue over who “gets” to leave the house to pick up milk, but this is what parenthood does to you, people. 06:26 PM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Cydni Beer @cydbeer You know when you’ve plugged your phone into a charger only to discover the charger wasn’t ever plugged into an outlet therefore your phone actually hasn’t been recharged at all? That’s what going to sleep for the night as a parent is like. 02:39 PM - 15 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Danielle and Farrah @effinghandbook Just once, I would love to look my kid in the eyes when he gives me a picture he spent a long time coloring, and have the nerve to say, “could you make me another one...that’s not what I wanted,” just so he can get a sense of what it feels like to make him dinner every night. 06:12 PM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Unfiltered Mama @UnfilteredMama The tea party my toddler invited me to feels more like a hostage situation. 02:58 AM - 05 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Sure kids cost roughly $14,000 annually, but think about all the money you’ll save from not having a social life. 07:42 PM - 09 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara Oh, you lost, your tooth? With only five minutes before bedtime? The tooth fairy must be thrilled. Absolutely thrilled. I’m sure she didn’t have anything else to do tonight. This is just so, so great. 12:33 AM - 11 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Heather is a hot mess @h0tmessmama It's a "flipping the kids off behind their backs" sort of day. 10:05 PM - 04 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite