Nifty·Posted on Mar 30, 201419 Things You Should Never Say To A Working ParentWe don't get paid enough to deal with your crap.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. “Your house must be a mess!” Flickr: abbamouse / Via Creative Commons Yup! We live in filth! Actually, we clean it after work and on the weekends, and no, it’s not easy. 2. "You must really miss your kids when you’re at work." Flickr: depetter Of course we miss our kids. That’s why we put everything we have into the time we’re with them. 3. "Don’t you feel like you’re missing out on everything?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Everything? No. We may miss some things, but it’s not like kids only reach milestones during working hours. 4. "Don't you worry your kids will get sick at daycare?" Touchstone Pictures No, I send them there in a giant, plastic bubble so it’s all good. 5. "Did you see that Dateline about the daycare where the workers turned out to be sadistic nuts?" 11alive.com I did. And every daycare center is exactly like that, of course. 6. "I bet you’ll be glad to go back to work on Monday." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Century Fox Riiiight. Because working parents can’t handle being around their kids. 7. "You look so exhausted!" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC Show me a parent who doesn’t. 8. "I could never let someone else raise my kids." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Century Fox / Via fanpop.com No one else is raising our kids. We make the parenting decisions, we teach them right from wrong, and we sit through those God awful "Barney On Ice" live shows. 9. “I wish I could hire someone to watch my kids!” chrisdorney / Via shutterstock.com Do you wish you could spend eight hours at my job too? 10. "Your kid is acting out because he doesn’t get enough parenting." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Because no kid with a stay-at-home parent has ever acted out. 11. "Raising a child is the most important job there is." Flickr: unwomenasiapacific / Via Creative Commons I couldn’t agree more. But - shocker - not everyone does it the same way. 12. "Why did you have kids if you have to work to afford them?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC / Via meangirlgifs.tumblr.com First, get over yourself. Second, not every working parent has to work to afford their kids. Some work for personal fulfillment, to give back to others, and to set a good example for their children. 13. "I don’t know how you do it. Don't you feel guilty?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via thedevilsintheretail.tumblr.com Sometimes. But right now I feel a lot more guilty about eating that whole jar of Nutella after putting the kids to bed. 14. "Do you think your kids miss you during the day?" Sam Deng / Flickr: 22424652@N00 / Via Creative Commons No more than kids in school miss their parents. 15. "You wouldn’t understand. You’re not with them all day." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Oxygen Ah, got it. So I guess those 128 hours a week I spend with my kids don’t count. 16. “You should make some sacrifices so one of you can stay home.” Via cadolphmoores.com You mean like human sacrifices? Can I start with you? 17. “I don’t understand how you could chose your career over your kids.” Zurijeta / Via shutterstock.com “We didn’t. We chose career AND kids.” 18. “Have you heard of that study they did about kids in daycare?” Flickr: radarxlove / Via Creative Commons You mean the one that says kids in quality daycare have increased cognitive and social skills? 19. “You’re a great provider.” Jeremy Wilburn / Flickr: 21023448@N02 / Via Creative Commons You know what else I am? A great parent. Want more great buzz for parents? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Parents newsletter!