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19 Things Kids Have No Idea Parents Think

It's a good thing they can't read our minds.

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3. "Is this person being so nice because they find me attractive or because I'm with an adorable two-year-old?"

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Spoiler alert: It's the two-year-old. But that doesn't mean you don't pretend you've still got it going on.


16. "That inappropriate joke my kid just made was actually freaking hilarious."

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It's your job to say, "Hey, that's not appropriate... blah, blah, blah," but on the inside you're like, "My kid is awesome."


17. "Yikes! This world is seriously messed up right now!"

Because you're an awesome parent you always make your kid feel safe, but when the outside world is a mess — as it often is these days — you're not nearly as calm on the inside.