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19 Things Kids Have No Idea Parents Think

It's a good thing they can't read our minds.

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3. "Is this person being so nice because they find me attractive or because I'm with an adorable two-year-old?"

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Spoiler alert: It's the two-year-old. But that doesn't mean you don't pretend you've still got it going on.

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16. "That inappropriate joke my kid just made was actually freaking hilarious."

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It's your job to say, "Hey, that's not appropriate... blah, blah, blah," but on the inside you're like, "My kid is awesome."

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17. "Yikes! This world is seriously messed up right now!"

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Because you're an awesome parent you always make your kid feel safe, but when the outside world is a mess — as it often is these days — you're not nearly as calm on the inside.