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19 Painfully Funny Kids' Birthday Cake Fails

Next time just serve cupcakes and call it a day.

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1. This Hello Kitty cake that looks like she's flipping you the bird.

"It's beautiful, Mom! But why does Hello Kitty hate me?"
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"It's beautiful, Mom! But why does Hello Kitty hate me?"

2. This poorly built Minecraft cake.

"More like Minecrap, Dad!"
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"More like Minecrap, Dad!"

3. This sunburned Mickey Mouse.

"Mommy, why does Mickey look like an orange with a bra on its head?"
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"Mommy, why does Mickey look like an orange with a bra on its head?"

4. This excited Yoda.

"Dad, why is Uncle Joe laughing so hard?"
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"Dad, why is Uncle Joe laughing so hard?"

5. And this R2-Don't.

"Why did you make a Frosty the Snowman cake, Mom?"
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"Why did you make a Frosty the Snowman cake, Mom?"

6. This Buzz Lightyear as rendered by Picasso.

"That's not Buzz, Dad. I don't know WHO that is."
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"That's not Buzz, Dad. I don't know WHO that is."

7. This SpongeBob SquarePants on acid.

"His eyeball is on the cooking sheet, Mom. HIS EYEBALL!"
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"His eyeball is on the cooking sheet, Mom. HIS EYEBALL!"

8. This less than specially made Little Mermaid cake.

"I don't think I like Ariel anymore, Mommy."
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"I don't think I like Ariel anymore, Mommy."

9. This Pinkie Pie with a penis cake.

"Daddy, Pinkie Pie is scaring my friends."
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"Daddy, Pinkie Pie is scaring my friends."

10. This not quite adorable Dora the Explorer cake.

"Who hurt Dora, Mommy?"
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"Who hurt Dora, Mommy?"

11. This Doctor Who cake that looks like it needs a doctor.

"What is that, Dad? The Leaning Tower of TARDIS?"
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"What is that, Dad? The Leaning Tower of TARDIS?"

12. This Peppa Pig cake that has seen things it can't unsee.

"We don't have to eat it, do we, Daddy?"
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"We don't have to eat it, do we, Daddy?"

13. This overweight and depressed Batman cake.

"My friends are calling him 'Fatman,' Mom."
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"My friends are calling him 'Fatman,' Mom."

14. This unicorn cake that is either stoned or plotting your murder.

"Unicorns aren't real, right, Dad?"
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"Unicorns aren't real, right, Dad?"

15. This cake that would be beautiful if not for the horror-film version of Tinker Bell on it.

"More like Tinker Hell, Mom."
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"More like Tinker Hell, Mom."

16. This Thomas the Tank Engine cake made by an untrained baker.

"What is it supposed to be, Dad? A magician?"
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"What is it supposed to be, Dad? A magician?"

17. This Rapunzel with stomach issues cake.

"I'll take a piece without the hair, Mom."
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"I'll take a piece without the hair, Mom."

18. This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cake with extra mutant.

"Dad! It looks like a watermelon with a face!"
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"Dad! It looks like a watermelon with a face!"

19. And this Olaf cake you shouldn't trust to be alone with your kids.

"I actually think I'm too full for cake, Mom."
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"I actually think I'm too full for cake, Mom."

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