1. Kids have a knack for doing stuff that will make you go, "WTF, are you kidding me?"
So my nephew did this ๐๐๐
2. But also, "WTF...HOW?!"
My badass little cousin ordered $300 worth of toys w/o my aunt & uncle knowing. This is a picture of how everyone found out. https://t.co/wHWVhsMBYI
3. Because of this, taking them in public is always dicey.
me running away from all my problems
4. And even when they're not getting in trouble, they're likely to do something to raise a few eyebrows.
OK MOOD
5. What I'm saying is, you need patience with kids.
Just when you think heโs dressed to impress, the boom .......๐๐๐๐
6. Lots of it.
Pls when is school resuming ๐๐๐๐ am tired already ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
7. Especially when they can be, shall we say, a tad dramatic.
I told my son he couldnt swim with no supervision. He was upset, took off his clothes & left. He said he didnt want to stay with us anymore๐ https://t.co/pfb8zDhPyr
8. But the good news is that they'll also do stuff that seriously impresses you!
first she built a stand for her ipad, then she built a scooter.
9. It's not all tantrums and troublemaking โ moments like this one...
my niece is making tortillas with my mom and she busted into the room with this little tortilla man... we stan a 5 year old creative. https://t.co/QcjMN7v5BC
10. And this one will make your heart swell.
Mom can I colour your arm plz.
11. But more than anything, kids will make you laugh.
My little brother learned how to use the water dispenser for our fridge and...
12. Especially when they try new things, LOL.
My niece wasn't feeling the lemon water
13. And the longer you're around kids, the more hilarious anecdotes you'll acquire.
Yesterday I told my nephew Im not allowed to eat popsicles (bcuz my sis doesnโt want him eating junk & he copies me) So he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers: โssshhhh I got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesnโt find outโ ๐ https://t.co/v9yFAWt3pJ
14. I mean, you will have amazing cocktail party anecdotes.
My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today. Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car? Me: What!? The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks Me: Ain't no bra in my car!! Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps *we all go to garage & look in car* https://t.co/3c4kItwnZO
15. Some of these funny moments will make you think, "Where did this kid come from?"
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16. Because kids are definitely their own (hilarious) people.
So my daughter was carrying around and guarding this box for 2 days and would not tell me what was in it. When I finally snapped and took the Box she died laughing bc it was nothing but a string in it and she was just acting like Patrick I want a different kid๐ https://t.co/2tgk2vFamt
17. Sometimes their idiosyncratic way of thinking will make you go, "That's actually brilliant!"
My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.
18. Like I said, "Brilliant!" ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
19. But best of all โ even better than all of the laughs โ are those moments when kids show you what sweet little souls they are. ๐๐๐
i recently noticed that whenever life was getting me down, i'd usually find a dollar in my pocket the next day. i told my parents how weird it was and they told me my little sister puts a dollar in one of my pockets when she knows i'm sad to help cheer me up and now i'm cryin