Aliens! They live among us. How do I know? Because some people are doing things so backward, so just plain WRONG, that there's only one explanation: They're aliens!
Don't believe me? Here are some ETIs (extraterrestrial idiots):
This visitor from the Andromeda Galaxy definitely skimmed the "Clothing" section of the How to Be a Human handbook.
And this alien from another planet was thinking, Heh, heh! Look at me! I'm a totally convincing human enjoying a movie in a theater while working on my laptop!
These humanoids tried — and failed — to convincingly name a baby like typical human parents.
And these visitors from outer space also tried to replicate normal human parental behavior...but missed the mark.
This "young lady" (but almost certainly a visitor from another universe) thought it was very normal and very human to repeatedly have sex on the stairs of her apartment building.
This Martian hoped to give the appearance of being a normal human by selling something online (as humans are known to do), but didn't quite pull it off.
Ditto for this otherworldly creature who tried in vain to take a totally normal human photo of the product he was selling.
This being from beyond attempted to have a normal familial interaction over Facebook.
And this little green (shirted) man has got to be from the same planet as the last guy.
Oh boy. This alien managed to get a human woman to marry him, but he really failed at being a normal human husband.
This visitor from outer space clearly didn't understand where it's acceptable for a human to smoke.
And this extraterrestrial visitor REALLY didn't understand where they should smoke a cigarette. Like, take a look at the How to Be a Human handbook, Zombip!
This truck owner was trying a little too hard to distract everyone from the fact that aliens exist.
This Venusian hoped to blend in on Earth by committing the common human crime of "shoplifting," but didn't do it at the right place.
This ET just learned the concept of "returning" a product to a store, so they looked around their home to find something they could return like a very normal human creature.
These former star dwellers tried really, REALLY hard to look like a normal, human couple...but aren't there yet.
This regular "human" was just driving around openly drinking a tallboy at 10 a.m.
This truck driver came from a faraway planet that lacks the human concept of appropriateness.
And this truck driver was clearly from the planet QAnon.