2.
A how-to book on parenting.
6.
A bouquet of flowers picked from a neighbor's yard.
7.
Tickets to a monster truck rally.
9.
A homemade gift made by your kid without supervision.
11.
Breakfast in bed made entirely by your kids.
12.
A "Steak of the Month" club.
13.
A frame... without a family photo in it.
14.
Something from the bargain bin.
15.
A gift certificate to Weight Watchers.
16.
Exercise equipment or a gym membership.
17.
Something that's more for the kids than you.
18.
Slippers, muumuus, or anything else an octogenarian would love.
19.
Anything bought the day of.