19 Funny People Who Are Really Happy Their Ex Is Their Ex

    My ex: "I want you back." Me: "My mom said no."

    Mike Spohr
    by Mike Spohr

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener

    Me: well you cheated on me My ex (crying): but I haven’t had sex with anyone since we broke up

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    Blair 🥰 @sighbrattt

    My ex: wyd? Me: everything you accused me of.. this shit lit 😂

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    dracarys. @superduperaron

    I miss my ex.........tra cash that I had before I spent it on bullshit

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    mon @monicagescalant

    my ex could never lol https://t.co/LYlzbmPkU7

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    ⚡️JROGERS⚡️ @JROGERS1550

    Ran into my ex at big lots 🧙‍♀️

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    👾 @bitchrepIies

    “you move on quick” well my ex moved on while we were dating so

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    Dana Donnelly @danadonly

    met the girl my ex has been dating for the last 8 months and texted him “it was so nice meeting your new girlfriend!” and he replied “idk if i would call her my ‘girlfriend.’” and i think it is beautiful that people absolutely never change.

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    Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey

    remembering when I said to my ex “it’s not fair to compare yourself to bojack horseman, he’s shown personal growth”

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    Jake Boys @JakeBoys

    Sat the family down to watch a video and been treated to my ex on the advert... Emily, we watched the whole thing enjoy your adsense x

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    Sarah Beattie @nachosarah

    I would like to congratulate my ex's new wife on giving up orgasms

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    Sir Alby † 🦅 🇬🇭 @Itz_Kwakwa

    I saw my Ex liking a native doctor's page who brings back lost lovers in 24hrs. Guys please pray for me, I don't want to go back😥😥

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    kannchy @kannchy

    My ex is legit wearing a whole entire outfit purchased by me in his “engagement photos” ...I have to laugh

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    ashley @loneIymood

    it's funny how we all sleep differently. i sleep on my side my roommate sleeps on her back and my ex sleeps with everybody.... LMFAOO

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    Declan Cashin @Tweet_Dec

    This is by an ex who dumped me

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    ✶ @existings

    my ex and I broke up like a year and a half ago, and this past weekend they finally kicked me off their Netflix account, and I swear that shit hurt more than the breakup

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    Ahriel Nari @AhrielNari

    Am I the only one who don't be thinking about my ex AT ALL??? https://t.co/WHXucrOQn1

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    Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt

    My ex said his new girlfriend was scrolling through Facebook & saw one of my tweets. She showed it to him because it made her laugh. Now he has to live with the knowledge that she thinks I'm funny even though he never thought I was. I feel so powerful right now.

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    Brooklyn @Brrooklynjade

    Whoever is sleeping with my ex needs to do better because he’s still texting me lol

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    Kyla 🖤 @KeepingupwKyla

    my ex: i want you back. me: my mom said no.

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