1.
This reminder that #ParentFails start almost immediately:
4.
A reminder the people who come to see the baby can act a little strange afterward:
5.
Parents of colicky babies will laugh/cry at this one:
6.
Your new default when watching TV:
8.
This 100% legit photo of Guy Fieri as a newborn:
9.
This bit of science you undoubtedly read in the baby books:
10.
Major car-seat installation flashbacks here:
11.
This one you'll giggle at when especially sleep-deprived:
12.
This legit parenting skill:
14.
This lesson you've learned firsthand:
16.
Feeling overwhelmed? Here's your "been there" moment:
17.
And this one that might feel true if you have an older kid: