4.You know your kids will be able to read these one day, right?
5.And that your wife can see these too?
6.Ryan!
7.There's a lot to unpack here.
8.😳
9.Some thoughts you can keep to yourself, Ryan.
10.Me: Snickering then saying, "No, dude."
11.Gasp!
12.Way harsh, Tai.
13.About that book, Ryan...
14.Yikes!
15.You probably shouldn't imply your kid is a vampire.
16.Or come right out and call her an asshole.
17.This one might've been good to DM a dad friend:
18.Man, that's dark.
19.Delete this, Ryan.
20.Aw, this one is actually sweet! Wait, scratch that. I hadn't got to the second sentence yet.
Alright, Ryan. These ARE pretty damn funny, and by all accounts you're a grade-A dad (who just happens to have a twisted sense of humor). But be warned — we're watching you!