Everyone on this great big world has a name, and in life you meet people with beautiful names, boring names, and — most memorably — names that are downright ridiculous.
Yesterday all-around funny person @Fred_Delicious asked his Twitter followers to share the most ridiculous names they've ever encountered IRL — and gave an example of someone he knew with a name uncomfortably close to "talcum powder."
Did people have names? Oh, my yes, they had names:
1.There was the T-mobile guy with the rhyming name:
2.And this rhyming name that will make you hungry:
3.Speaking of names that'll make you hungry:
4.This one'll make you hungry for breadsticks:
5.And this one'll (maybe?) make you crave meat:
6.There was this ridiculously (or is that perfectly?) named eye doctor:
7.And this one:
8.There were names that sound a tad familiar:
9.And names that make you wonder if their parents were in on the joke:
10.Like, YOU KNOW this woman's dad named her because her name is a literal dad joke:
11.Ditto for this one:
12.There's this bar patron who I pray orders pricey wine:
13.This winter wonder:
14.This name that gives Dick Butkus a run for his money:
15.And then a number of names that just sound incredibly silly:
16.Like this one:
17.And definitely this one:
Basically every time one of these poor people tell someone their name: