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17 Legit Reasons To Hate Disneyland (Don't @ Me)

More like the unhappiest place on earth, amirite?

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1. What's that? You LOVE Disneyland? Well, what do you love about it? Is it the giant line just to get in?

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2. Or is it the $100 or so it costs to buy a ticket?

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3. Maybe you love the app, which tells you important information like when there is a LITERAL FOUR HOUR WAIT to experience a two-minute ride.

"I dropped a C-note on a ticket and waited in line for four hours just to go on one ride, but it was SOOO GREAT!" — said no one ever
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"I dropped a C-note on a ticket and waited in line for four hours just to go on one ride, but it was SOOO GREAT!" — said no one ever

4. Or maybe you love the moment when you realize the attraction you want to visit is the other way, so you turn around to see:

"Excuse me! 'Scuse me! Sorry! Coming through!" What a blast!
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"Excuse me! 'Scuse me! Sorry! Coming through!" What a blast!

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5. Perhaps you love seeing all of the joy on children's faces?

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6. Or if you have a kid of your own, perhaps you love that unofficial attraction, "Try to Find your Stroller!"

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7. Do you love Disneyland because you have good childhood memories? If so, can you trust your lying mind? Because look at that nightmare fuel masquerading as a character.

Also — it needs to be mentioned — if you click through to this girl's Instagram she says that as this photo was taken the creep yanked hard on her ponytail!
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Also — it needs to be mentioned — if you click through to this girl's Instagram she says that as this photo was taken the creep yanked hard on her ponytail!

8. I mean, if time travel is ever figured out you DO NOT want to go back to old-time Disneyland, believe me.

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9. While we're on the subject of characters, do you love Disneyland because they sometimes overstep their boundaries?

Seriously, Goofy, nobody asked you to touch anyone's head!
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Seriously, Goofy, nobody asked you to touch anyone's head!

10. Wait! I can't believe it took me this long to figure it out! You love Disneyland because of how often the rides are closed!

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11. Or is it the euphoria of winding along the turnstiles that you love? Look at this girl — she looks like she's about to pass out! So much fun!

12. Maybe you love watching your cell phone's battery dwindle down to nothing as you wait and wait and WAIT!

When this happens you either have to go on a wild goose chase to find a charging station, or just stare into the distance like it's 1991 or something.
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When this happens you either have to go on a wild goose chase to find a charging station, or just stare into the distance like it's 1991 or something.

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13. The sweating and overheating is pretty fun too, right? I bet that is what you love so much.

14. Or is it the food? Where else do you get to drop $50 on two cafeteria-style meals? Thanks, Mickey!

15. What's that? You dream of the corn dogs when you're not at Disneyland? You... do? Really?

Look, I get they don't all come out like these... but some do. And they ain't cheap.
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Look, I get they don't all come out like these... but some do. And they ain't cheap.

16. I haven't got it yet? Well, is it waiting for the tram at the end of the day — when you're dead tired and READY to go home?

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17. Or is it trying to find your car when your feet are throbbing after being on them for ten hours? Because, well, that's a lot of fun!

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Same, Timon. Same.

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