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17 Unfortunately Named People Who Are Totally Winning At Life

Building character one letter at a time.

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1. This woman who must be the greatest cook of all time because she got someone to publish this book:

POO: "I will sign with you under one condition, that the title is—"PUBLISHER: "Whatever you want! Just sign!"
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POO: "I will sign with you under one condition, that the title is—"

PUBLISHER: "Whatever you want! Just sign!"

2. This man who overcame a stinky name to earn his doctorate:

3. This man who overcame name judgment to become a judge:

4. This boxer who is on the 2016 USA Olympic team:

Sorry for busting on your name, Ginny. Now go win the gold! We're rooting for you!
Twitter: @GinnyFuchsUSA

Sorry for busting on your name, Ginny. Now go win the gold! We're rooting for you!

5. This man who became a homeowner despite having so much to overcome:

Also, kudos to Mike for never going by "Michael." He is a man of principle.
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Also, kudos to Mike for never going by "Michael." He is a man of principle.

6. This man who didn't let his name stop him from becoming district manager:

His success really is awe-inspiring. I mean, just look at his resume!

7. This woman who was a beloved wife and mother despite what people called her:

8. This state representative who said, "Ass not what your country can do for you, ass what you..."

According to Samantha Bee, Butt is a pretty fitting name for Sheila.
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According to Samantha Bee, Butt is a pretty fitting name for Sheila.

9. And this former congressman whose word is his (gold) bond:

Talk about an American legend — he made people everywhere vote for Dick Swett.
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Talk about an American legend — he made people everywhere vote for Dick Swett.

10. This player who won World Series rings as a player AND a coach:

A scene from the '70s...KIDS: "Hahahahahahaha! Rusty Kuntz! Rusty Kuntz! Hahahahahaaha!" RUSTY: "I'll show you all! I'll win two World Series rings and then we'll see if you still laugh at my name!"
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A scene from the '70s...

KIDS: "Hahahahahahaha! Rusty Kuntz! Rusty Kuntz! Hahahahahaaha!"

RUSTY: "I'll show you all! I'll win two World Series rings and then we'll see if you still laugh at my name!"

11. This basketball player who starred at Medicine Hat College:

Give all the newspaper awards to @MedicineHatNews for this.

His full name? Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck.

12. And this man who must be pretty damn good at his job if his employers were okay with putting up this nameplate:

13. This doctor who somehow has enough patients to stay in business:

14. Ditto for this dentist:

15. This former tennis champion and current coach at Illinois-Wesleyan University:

16. This man Time magazine called one of the "100 Most Influential People in the World" in 2005:

17. And this woman who was a contestant on The Price Is Right so you know she's living her best life:

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