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First day of school photo.
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last night my daughters homework was a sheet that asked her questions about her first day, one of them asked “what surprised you about your first day of school?” she said “You gave us homework” 😭😭
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Don't forget to take a photo of your child on their first day of school so you can remember which one to bring home. #FirstDayOfSchool
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How many more years do I have to do this? - My son after coming home on the first day of school
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Shout out to all the kids whose parents don't have their shit together enough to have cutesy letter boards on the first day of school.
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First day of school. They both ran away from my car like freed hostages. Feel the love.
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My 8yo asked me to pack him a lunch on the first day of school that would make his friends jealous. So he's getting a Snickers bar, a small drone, and fireworks.
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Me to 17yo son: "So where are taking your first day of school Grade 12 picture?" Him: "You know that's never going to happen." Me: 'It's ok. I took one while you were sleeping." Made him flinch.
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Tomorrow is the first day of school, I stupidly didn't make my kids keep a bedtime over the summer. ...So, this is gonna be fun.
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Apologies to all parents that heard me swear today in the school yard on the first day of school but my 7 year old prick of a son decided that a Tuba was the most convenient instrument to bring home every Tuesday in my wife’s Citroen C1.
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Same every year. I ask kids how the first day of school went. Kids report it was fine. I then ask them the same question seventy four more times attempting to discover new, amazing, stunning, hidden depths of information. And I am told: it was fine.
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How was my daughter's first day of of her new school? She drew a vampire finger draining the blood of a victim finger and said "Look, its me". The future's bright..
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Tired: Last day of our vacation Wired: First day of my vacation when the kids go back to school
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It says a lot about me that on the first day of preschool this year, my 3 year old is already saying we’re running late hours before school starts.
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You know how I can tell Syd’s first grade teacher is fresh out of college and also doesn’t have her own kids? She’s wearing white pants the first day of school. :)
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ME: *chuckling* Have fun at your first day of school tomorrow. SON: *also chuckling* Have fun going back to work tomorrow as you have for years and will continue to do until you die.
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17’s last “first day of school” picture. He’s so excited.