1. This dad who gets revenge on his toddler.
2. And this mom who confessed: "I've been cruising around all day with not only my button undone, but also the zipper doing whatever it damn well pleases."
3. This dad who told the world, "I love these fidget spinner things more than the kids."
4. And this mom who is one Google search away from being busted.
5. This mom's confession, which basically every parent is guilty of.
6. And this dad's, which is pretty damn relatable if we're all being honest with ourselves.
7. This mom who bravely admitted, "The load on the left has been washed three times because I keep forgetting to put it in the dryer. The load on the right has been in the dryer for a week."
8. And this dad who shared, "My daughter's Legos are the cutest thing I've ever seen and I kind of want some."
9. This mom who has a special way to express parenting frustration.
10. And this dad whose focus isn't entirely on his kids at their events.
11. This mom who asked, "How bad would it really be if I sprayed him with air freshener and just changed him later?"
12. And this dad who is, well, admitting a whole host of things here.
13. This mom who revealed she brings entertainment when she snuggles her kid to sleep.
14. This mom who feared she might be nearing a midlife crisis.
15. This parent who doesn't care who knows: "I hide my favorite chips in a cracker box the kids won't look in."
16. This mom who dishes: "I hide in my car at the gas station to eat cookies so I don't have to share."
17. And this dad who probably caused a few nightmares.
What's your parenting confession?
