Parents·Nov 6, 201417 Kid Inflicted Injuries New Parents Know All Too WellPound for pound kids are the most dangerous people on the planet.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Yanking hair. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Once they have a grip you'll practically need the jaws of life to set your hair free. 2. Delivering head butts. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com That's no accident; it's a Navy Seal quality takedown. 3. Pinching. Flickr: theothernate / Via Creative Commons They did it once and you screamed, so they did it again. It's kind of twisted when you think about it. 4. Eye jabbing. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com They've never taken a self-defense course, but have mastered the eye gouge nonetheless. 5. Kicking or punching you in the privates. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com They've found your weakness and they're exploiting it. 6. Getting into dangerous situations so that you have to make a running, diving leap to save them. Flickr: hannah8ball / Via Creative Commons They know you won't let them get hurt, so they take extra risks. 7. Smashing your glasses into your face. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com And then they laugh and clap their hands. 8. Biting. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com They don't consider it a true "win" unless they break the skin. 9. Biting when breastfeeding. Flickr: benmcleod / Via Creative Commons As if regular biting weren't painful enough, they have to up the ante and do it when you're at your most vulnerable. 10. Jumping on you when you’re not ready. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF funnyordie.com This kind of thing is what killed Houdini. 11. Scratching. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com They know you're afraid to cut their nails and use it to their advantage. 12. Throwing things at you. Flickr: mliu92 / Via Creative Commons In time they'll learn it's not cool to hurl a golf ball at your mouth from two feet away, but for now... 13. Kicking you in the face as you sleep. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com You may toss and turn in your sleep, but they toss, turn, and attack. 14. Tugging on your earrings. Flickr: jessicafm / Via Creative Commons They'll tug them right out if you let them. Sadistic, really. 15. Leaving out Lego bricks for you to step on. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com They like to play with them, but love the damage they inflict. 16. Hitting you with baseball bats and swords. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com I'm pretty sure this is a felony. 17. And the most painful thing of all... being born. Universal Pictures It's the mother of all baby induced pain. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Century Fox "What are the most painful ways to be hurt by kids under 3 years old?" originally appeared on Quora: The best answer to any question. Ask a question, get a great answer.