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17 Kid Inflicted Injuries New Parents Know All Too Well

Pound for pound kids are the most dangerous people on the planet.

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1. Yanking hair.

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Once they have a grip you'll practically need the jaws of life to set your hair free.

4. Eye jabbing.

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They've never taken a self-defense course, but have mastered the eye gouge nonetheless.

7. Smashing your glasses into your face.

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And then they laugh and clap their hands.

8. Biting.

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They don't consider it a true "win" unless they break the skin.

11. Scratching.

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They know you're afraid to cut their nails and use it to their advantage.

13. Kicking you in the face as you sleep.

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You may toss and turn in your sleep, but they toss, turn, and attack.

15. Leaving out Lego bricks for you to step on.

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They like to play with them, but love the damage they inflict.

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