1. The dad who has no qualms about sending this text:
2. The dad who knows how to travel with an iPad, thank you very much:
miss my dad lately so here’s a pic of how he carries his ipad while on the go
3. The dad who can't just send a normal photo:
So I asked my dad to send me a photo of a denim jacket I have so I can sell it on depop and i recieved this.......
4. Ditto for this dad:
Asked my dad for pictures of the cicadas back home...
5. The dad who annotates his daughter's vacation pics:
i sent my dad vacation pics and he sent one back annotated
6. The dad who does Vegas like only a dad can:
So my dads going to Vegas today and this is what he decided to wear🤦🏻♀️
7. The dad who wonders if it would kill you to check in each day:
My dad is so dramatic when I’m not home all day.
8. The dad who just had to store a damn vat of oil in the attic:
my dad put a vat of fryer oil in the attic and it leaked and now there's a dick-shaped oil stain on the ceiling of my childhood bedroom
9. The dad who is unapologetically sentimental:
10. And the dad who is unapologetically unsentimental:
11. The dad who can't just use bug spray:
I told my dad there was a cockroach in the bathroom and he literally SHOT IT WITH A BLOWDART I’M SCREAMING
12. The dad whose hobby is making meat sculptures:
if anyone is wondering why I’m weird, here’s a meat sculpture my dad made of Andy Warhol yesterday
13. The dad who is 100% fluent in "dad joke":
My dad NEVER asks for his picture to be taken. Then today he asks for his pic, and does THE MOST EXTRA dad thing ever.
14. The dad who built a freaking kayak slide in the backyard:
my dad built a kayak slide in his backyard
15. The dad who doesn't know today's lingo:
LMAOOOOOOO someone come get my dad
16. The dad who doesn't know today's celebs:
An actual text I received from my dad today
17. And the dad who is not good with tech, but tries:
My dad trying to take Panoramic’s of me. I’m mad asf.