16 People Who Sent Christmas Cards They Probably Shouldn't Have

    "I wish I could say die in a hole but it's Christmas so Merry Christmas."

    So...Christmas cards. People have been sending them for hundreds of years, and they just keep coming, even in this digital age. Most of the time, they're fine but utterly forgettable, and around Jan. 15 end up:

    But sometimes — SOMETIMES! — a Christmas card shows up that makes you go, "Well...that was different!" Here are 16 cards that did exactly that for reasons good, bad, or in-between:

    1. First, there's this card that looks like every other card...until you notice the "Trump 2024":

    2. Remember that beyond gross horror film series The Human Centipede 1, 2, and 3? Well, whoever sent this card did...and may God have mercy on their soul:

    Three people wearing Santa hats with their mouths on the butt of the person in front of them, with text that says "The Human Santapede"

    3. This card took the opportunity to tell their neighbor to open a window when "doing weed" (even though the neighbor says they don't smoke, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ):

    4. This Christmas card showed up at someone's house with — checks notes — directions to a hidden bag of money:

    5. And this card from a Granny came with the announcement "I'm not doing Xmas eve this year! Did it for 33 years."

    6. This card came with a refreshing lack of holiday cheer:

    The front of the card has an unenthusiastic emoji wearing a Santa hat, and the inside of the card says "Have a Christmas, or not, I don't give a fuck"

    7. And this handmade holiday card a guy made for his buddy is, well, it's, uh...see for yourself:

    The card features two trash bins having sex, with text that says "Here's your Christmas card, sorry it's fucking rubbish"

    8. This super charming card from an Australian has the "American" version on the left and the "Australian" translation on the right:

    American version:

    Australian translation:

    9. This card from young Jeremy doesn't sugarcoat things:

    10. And this one from a grumpy 10-year-old is even more no holds barred:

    11. This card actually might be the perfect one for 2022:

    The Christmas card is the size of a business card and reads "Money's short, times are hard, here's your fucking Christmas card"

    12. And this card is just dripping with sarcasm:

    13. This card is hilarious...but maybe not for your most reverent friends, LOL:

    The card reads "Dear Mary, just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand, sincerely Joseph"

    14. This card from a lawyer might be the one time a lawyer has made anyone laugh:

    The card says "merry Christmas from your lawyer, I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year" but with several words crossed out and replaced with legal-sounding jargon

    15. This all-purpose card is definitely different, I'll give it that:

    The card features three columns with random words and checkboxes next to them, with different boxes checked to make different messages for each card

    16. And lastly, this Christmas card isn't especially memorable...except for who it is from:

    The card says "Merry Christmas, love you, love the balls"

    All the people who got these cards were like: