14 Texts You Only Receive When You Have Kids

    Note to self: Stop giving out your phone number.

    1. The Hipster

    2. The Free Ranger

    3. The Helicopter

    4. The Oversharer

    5. The Big Kid

    6. The Health Nut

    7.

    8. The Prematurely Old

    9. The Wine Lover

    10. The Creeper

    11. The Certifiably Insane

    12. The Sanctimommy

    13. The Braggart

    14. And the one parent you don't mind getting texts from.