Parents·Posted on Nov 25, 2017100 Genius Elf On The Shelf Ideas To Steal This ChristmasThis is your ultimate Elf on the Shelf resource.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Melted Snowman Prank pinkpeonyhome / Via instagram.com Let's hope that wasn't Olaf. From pinkpeonyhome. 2. The Voice pickleheadsoup.blogspot.com No one can hit a high note like an elf. From Picklehead Soup. 3. Spa Day Twitter: @CaitPereira At the North Pole they don’t use cucumbers, they use peppermint starlight mints. 4. Blowing Bubbles samourelfontheshelf / Via instagram.com All you need is a balloon to pull this one off! From SamOurElfOnTheShelf. 5. McDonald's tallystar / Via instagram.com Did you know The Hamburglar is actually part elf? From tallystar. 6. Jurassic Park TheHowardsGotElfed / Via instagram.com Rated ELF-13 for intense scenes of dino on elf violence. From The Howards Got Elfed. 7. Painting The Elf-fell Tower elfingaround / Via instagram.com Those are some cultured looking elves. From elfingaround. 8. Elf Vs. Elsa Zachary Jaydon / Via Twitter: @zacharyjaydon Way harsh, Elsa. FYI, this one will either thrill or horrify your kid. 9. Peas On Earth samourelfontheshelf / Via instagram.com That is one punny elf. From SamOurElfOnTheShelf 10. Titanic imgur.com But instead of “I’m the king of the world!” they yell “I’m Santa!” 11. Eyelash Extender kimpoyser / Via instagram.com These really make his eyes pop. From KimPoyser. 12. The Nutritionist spotofteadesigns / Via instagram.com Elf diabetes is a rarely discussed epidemic. From Spot of Tea Designs. 13. Stilts tricia_flinn / Via instagram.com Practicing for the elf circus. From tricia_flinn. 14. Knife Thrower annymalla / Via instagram.com Something tells me this elf isn’t too sharp. From annymalla. 15. Enjoying Some Schweddy Balls christmaself_2017 / Via instagram.com Your kids might not know WTF is happening here, but adult fans of Saturday Night Live will find it pretty damn funny. From christmaself_2017. 16. Thirsty Little Elf peachyparade / Via instagram.com Fun fact: Elf legs can behind backwards AND forward. From Peachy Parade. 17. Playing Pie Face! Christmas Elves / Via Facebook: ChristmasElf2017 They didn't get the shaving cream from Santa. From Christmas Elves. 18. Batman Prank wvmomofsix / Via Instagram: @wvmomofsix Our elf friend said the Batman with George Clooney was the best one ever. From wvmomofsix. 19. Harry Potter shelftheelf.com This elf is going to make some little Muggles very happy this Christmas. From Shelf the Elf. 20. Cookies With...A Special Ingredient naturaldocmd / Via instagram.com They say you should never look in the kitchen. This goes double for an elf kitchen. 21. Cookie Butter Pigout Session Spohr/BuzzFeed Fun fact: There's a tiny Trader Joe's at the North Pole. Parking stinks there too. 22. The "Have You Been Working Out?" Elf myelfbellybelle / Via instagram.com If you laid off the sugar, elf, you might actually look like that! From My Elf Belly Belle. 23. Condiments tail_veils / Via instagram.com You can order these costumes from TailVeilsBoutique for $6.00. 24. Surrounded By The Rebel Alliance Ween Cardillo Saundarino / Via pinterest.com This elf made the mistake of talking trash about the prequels. 25. Darth Vader Dispensing Some Non-Holiday Magic imgur.com Honesty, this elf thought saying George Lucas looked like Santa was a compliment! From cBattery. 26. And This Star Wars Viewing Party vkmainsmith / Via instagram.com It’s nice to see elves — and the gang from Star Wars — CAN put their differences aside, isn’t it? From vkmainsmith. 27. Enjoying Buddy's Famous Spaghetti iheartnaptime.net Let your elf feast on Buddy's famous spaghetti. From I Heart Naptime. 28. Laundry Day chavi.m / Via instagram.com Syrup stains. Lots and lots of syrup stains. From chavi.m. 29. Cookie Monster Torture homesinalaska.blogspot.ca Sorry, Cookie Monster. None for you. 30. And this Cookie Monster Interrogation macabeeandnoelle / Via instagram.com "We know you ate the cookie, Cookie. Just admit it!" From Macabee and Noelle. 31. The Sketch Artist nannersp.com Jack Dawson has nothing on this elf. From Nannersp. 32. John and Yoko Spohr/BuzzFeed “Imagine all the elves, living life in peace…” 33. Elf Twister leslielarch / Via instagram.com Elves love to get silly on egg nog and play this. From leslielarch. 34. A Brown Sugar Angel scoutelf_ziggy / Via instagram.com Elves do love their sugar. From Ziggy The Elf. 35. Hot Dog elfontheshelfadventures / Via instagram.com This one is funny, but elves have learned the hard way not to do it around a hungry Santa. #RIPSparky. From Elf on the Shelf Adventures. 36. Magic Trick macabeeandnoelle / Via instagram.com The Magnificent Macabee is indeed magnificent, but don’t bring up that one time he messed up at Santa’s Birthday party. #RIPSugarplumMary From macabeeandnoelle. 37. Trapped Under A Glass elfontheshelfadventures / Via instagram.com Making this an even worse situation? This elf has to pee. From Elf on the Shelf Adventures. 38. Lego Elf _theelf_onthe_shelf_ / Via instagram.com Am I wrong to worry the Lego Elf is going to kill them in their sleep? From The Adventures of Alfie and Poppy the Elves. 39. Silly String myelfbellybelle / Via instagram.com This elf was mad to learn the silly string was not, in fact, made of cotton candy. From The yearly shenanigans of Belly Belle. 40. WWE(lf) rma222 / Via instagram.com Hulkamania got nothing on Elfamania. From RMA Photography Detroit. 41. Bean Boozled Facebook: SmartyTheElf They totally got "barf," didn't they? From Smarty the Elf. 42. The Little Drummer Boy frugalcouponliving.com Meet Ringo the Elf. From Frugal Coupon Living. 43. Building A Gingerbread House macabeeandnoelle / Via instagram.com If you surprise your kids with a finished Gingerbread House the next morning they will really be amazed! From macabeeandnoelle. 44. The Downward Dog thehowardsgotelfed / Via instagram.com Relieving all of the Christmas season stress. From The Howards Got Elfed. 45. Magic Carpet Ride enzasbargains.com From Enza's Bargains. Find the easy how-to here. 46. Visiting The Little Elves's Room bellatheelf / Via instagram.com Fun fact: Elf bathrooms actually smell wonderful! From Bella The Elf. 47. School Is In Session asmallsnippet.com Elves are known to be short with their students. From A Small Snippet. 48. Gingerbread Eating Contest TheHowardsGotElfed / Via instagram.com Joey Chestnut has nothing on these elves. From The Howards Got Elfed. 49. The Nail Salon brummiejo / Via instagram.com Tiny nails need care too. From brummiejo. 50. Golfing peachyparade / Via instagram.com Don't call it miniature golf if you don't want to offend your elf. From Peachy Parade. 51. Roasting Marshmallows x_meplustwo_x / Via instagram.com The elf here isn't sure how to break it to Barbie that she is on the naughty list. From x_meplustwo_x. 52. Teenage Mutant Ninja...oranges? littlemonstersandme / Via instagram.com You can do this one with apples too. From Little Monsters and Me. 53. Emoji Cookie Party glitchgirl2 / Via instagram.com Kids love emojis, and kids love cookies, so this one is sure to be a hit! From glitchgirl2. 54. Gift Exchange Spohr/BuzzFeed Hanging with their pal, Mensch on a Bench. 55. Lawnmower Prank scout_ourcheekyelf / Via instagram.com You'd get mad if he weren't so darn cute! From Scout Our Cheeky Elf. 56. Minecraft definingfabulous / Via instagram.com This elf probably isn't watching everything your kid is doing. From Defining Fabulous. 57. Photo Frame Prank mashable.com Fun fact: Elves don't say "Cheese!" when they take a photo. They say, "Sugar!" 58. Snap! Elf! and Pop! laurenahermann / Via instagram.com Now that is one sugary cereal. From laurenahermann. 59. Elf In A Balloon littlehousewife.co.nz If your kids ask how the elf got in there, the answer is "magic." But if you want to know, click here. 60. Marshmallow Igloo rookster17 / Via instagram.com It'll keep your elf warm, and if they get hungry they can take a bite! From rookster17. 61. Sledding elfontheshelf_chippie / Via instagram.com Sledding...the number one cause of elf injuries. From Chippie the Scout Elf. 62. The Classic Wrapped Toilet Prank abel_and_ezra / Via instagram.com "Merry, uh, Christmas!" From abel_and_ezra. 63. The Mechanic Newmantube / Via instagram.com Truth be told, elves are terrible mechanics — they try to fix everything with sugar. From Newmantube. 64. Hammock Nap niljgrim / Via instagram.com And to think the elves at the North Pole are working double shifts to get all the toys ready! From niljgrim. 65. Netflix and Chill BuzzFeed Parents They'll start Frosty the Snowman, but they won't finish it. 66. Elf In A Jar chrissykelly16 / Via instagram.com Do your kids whine about not being able to touch the elf? Well, if you put your elf in a jar they can “safely” carry them around with them! From chrissykelly16. 67. Photo Booth livinglocurto.com Say "Sugar!" From Living Locurto. 68. Lemonade Stand Tricia_flinn / Via instagram.com Just a warning..this lemonade is VERY sweet. From Tricia_Flinn. 69. Hot Air Balloon And Underwear Basket imgur.com Your kid will get a good laugh upon seeing their underwear in the air. 70. Sack Race _theelf_onthe_shelf_ / Via instagram.com Wow, really poor showing from Thor. From _theelf_onthe_shelf_. 71. Spider-Elf lisadm1973 / Via instagram.com This elf's got a red suit just like Spidey. Coincidence? I think not. 72. The Mummy taj22 / Via instagram.com Dig the dad joke (or is that a mom joke?) here! From taj22. 73. Joining The Scooby-Doo Mystery Gang heartofvikkilee / Via instagram.com The Grinch is like, "And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids!" From heartofvikkilee. 74. Movie Night elfingaround / Via instagram.com This one is fun — tell your kids you will have a movie night that night, then enjoy the candy and popcorn in the display once you start the movie! From Elfing Around. 75. The "Clean Your Damn Room, Kid!" gemmafinnkill / Via instagram.com You can try something like this when your kids REALLY need to clean their rooms. Genius! From gemmafinnkill. 76. Toast Homes allison_kipling / Via instagram.com Low-cost elf housing. From allison_kipling. 77. Drag Race allison_kipling / Via instagram.com Hopefully they stay away from "Dead Elf's Curve." From allison_kipling. 78. Going Bananas alexismiller_ltd / Via instagram.com Another option: draw minions on the bananas! From alexismiller_ltd. 79. Got Pringles? jack_the_elf_01 / Via instagram.com Sour cream and onions is good, but elves really love the “syrup and candy canes” flavored Pringles. From jack_the_elf_01. 80. Karate thecrazyanticsofzigsyandfofo / Via instagram.com Word of warning kid — touching your elf won't turn out well for you. From The crazy antics of Zigsy and Fofo the Christmas Elves. 81. Purse Thief heartofvikkilee / Via instagram.com This elf needs the money to feed his bad peppermint bark habit. From heartofvikkilee. 82. Laying Out At The Beach bruleeandrudolph / Via instagram.com These elves ain’t never going back to the North Pole. From Brulee Mistletoe and Rudolph Red. 83. Working Out vspsouthbay / Via instagram.com He's the only elf in the gym — the rest are off eating cookies. From Velocity Sports Performance. 84. Water Skiing hollymarie34 / Via instagram.com Elves don't only snow ski, you know. From hollymarie34. 85. Christmas Vacation jheart66 / Via instagram.com Hey, it's Cousin Elfie! 86. Rave Elves ashnichol80 / Via instagram.com If your kids ask why these elves are sucking on pacifiers, change the subject. From ashnichol80. 87. Snowball Fight tillie_n_toodles_elf_adventure / Via instagram.com Sorry, elf, but my money's on Olaf. From Tillie & Toodles Elf on the Shelf. 88. Copy Machine Hijinks rubys_elf_buddy / Via instagram.com “Elsa and the Elfster, makin' copies!”From Ruby's Elf Buddy. 89. Zip Line elfsheldon / Via instagram.com "Yippee ki-yay!" From Sheldon the Elf. 90. The Bathroom Prankster sewmanypossibilities / Via instagram.com Elves should think twice before pulling this trick, though. Given a choice between wiping with tape or an elf, I’d choose the elf. From Sew Many Possibilities. 91. DJ Sweet Beats Twitter: @elfontheshelf Spinning only Christmas music, of course. From Elf On The Shelf. 92. Underwear Thief life.styled.by.dominique / Via instagram.com Guaranteed to get your kids giggling. From life.styled.by.dominique. 93. Seriously Under Attack van_westend_mom / Via instagram.com Man, what did this elf do to upset ALL of those Legos? From van_westend_mom. 94. Googly Eyes christmaself_2017 / Via instagram.com Give your kids a thrill when they open the fridge. From christmaself_2017. 95. Making Pancakes nikjgrim / Via Instagram: @nikjgrim True story: This elf used to date Aunt Jemima before they changed the bottle. From nikjgrim. 96. "Be Good" ohmandie / Via instagram.com And if your kids ARE good, they can eat the candy! From ohmandie. 97. Poker Night d.shoe / Via instagram.com The guilty look on the elf’s face? He’s counting cards. From d.shoe. 98. Kissing Booth ocamorena360 / Via instagram.com Now THOSE are some sweet kisses. From ocamorena360. 99. Sick In Bed tortoiseandhound / Via instagram.com As all elves know, he will be better ASAP if he has a bowl of warm syrup. From tortoiseandhound. 100. And Then The Perfect Goodbye gloriatheelf / Via instagram.com Until next year, elf buddy! From Gloria the Elf.