21 Things Nobody Tells You Before Visiting Liverpool

    Be prepared, lar.

    1. The architecture will blow you away.

    2. And the Albert Dock will be a pretty memorable experience.

    3. Toilets on trains do not exist.

    4. Trains in and out of town don't run very late at all.

    5. Practically all the shops are shut by half five.

    6. These fuckers are still all over the place.

    7. Everything's within walking distance.

    8. Day Saver travel passes can be a godsend.

    9. Everyone needs to sample real scouse made by Scousers.

    10. And there's incredibly inventive food to eat.

    11. Plus the average cost of a pint is just £2.66.

    12. Outsiders may struggle to understand the Scouse accent.

    13. But the people are ~ridiculously~ friendly.

    14. There are more beaches than you can shake a stick at.

    15. There's A LOT of football knocking about.

    16. So it's best to avoid visiting on a match day.

    17. The Sun newspaper is pretty much outlawed.

    18. The area’s home to the super rare red squirrel.

    19. You can go on an actual mini-cruise.

    20. You're never the same after you discover The Krazy House.

    21. And the cathedrals are utterly stunning.