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What Is Wrong With Peyton Manning's Forehead?

Does anyone know what is happening here? Is this a side effect of neck surgeries?

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Before Sunday's game between the Broncos and the Patriots, it became clear that something weird was going on with Peyton Manning's head.

... / AP

Remember this photo was taken BEFORE THE GAME. So it's not even like he would have been wearing his helmet a ton leading up to this.


Seriously, does anyone know what is happening here?

• Is this the first stage of an elaborate face tattoo?

• Did Peyton fall asleep at a party and have someone put their balls on his head, only to discover Peyton is allergic to balls?

• Is a horn about to pop through his forehead, making him the world's second unicorn/quarterback? (History has erased Otto Graham's horn from our memories, but some of us know the truth.)

If you know what's going on here, please tell me. I need answers.