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    Top 5 Reasons Why Most Americans Would Rather OCCUPY a Liquor Store Instead of Wall Street

    Mike Adams, Author of Toilet Bowl Soup, lists why he believes most Americans would rather Occupy a Liquor Store instead of Wall Street. www.toiletbowlsoup.com

    • 1. Because Americans who Occupy Liquor Stores know why they are there.

      Because Americans who Occupy Liquor Stores know why they are there.

    • 2. Because the chances of being pepper spayed while standing in line to pay for a case of beer is highly unlikely.

      Because the chances of being pepper spayed while standing in line to pay for a case of beer is highly unlikely.

    • 3. Because at a Liquor Store, 99% means a whole lot more!

      Because at a Liquor Store, 99% means a whole lot more!

      Ok, so what if it is only 95%... Americans who Occupy Liquor Stores aren't bitching about the 4%.

    • 4. Because the American Dream IS over! And lets face it, booze just makes that easier to swallow.

      Because the American Dream IS over! And lets face it, booze just makes that easier to swallow.

    • 5. Because there is a wealth of Solidarity in the pursuit of a good ol' fashion American beer buzz.

      Because there is a wealth of Solidarity in the pursuit of a good ol' fashion American beer buzz.

      DRINK UP AMERICA! www.toiletbowlsoup.com