The Good, The Bad And The Punny.

It's been a pretty slow day at work, here are some cringe-inducing Blu-ray puns.

By way of background, (and for those who lead more productive lives than I do)

Blu-ray.com is a surprisingly comprehensive website that features thorough reviews of Blu-ray films and sheds light on aspects of image and sound quality, as well as the worthiness of special features and filmmaker commentaries. One area where the site does not particularly shine, however, is in the astoundingly corny puns used to describe said aspects. And that's coming from me, a girl who gets her lifeblood from bad puns.

I've gathered up a few of my favorites here for your reading pleasure.

These aren't the puns you're looking for...

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It's Kind of a Funny Story checks itself into high definition with a stable and decisive 1080p/VC-1 encoded transfer.

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Up in the Air soars onto Blu-ray with an immaculate 1080p, 1.85:1-framed transfer. - Up in the Air touches down on Blu-ray with a minimalist but accurate-to-the-source DTS-HD MA 5.1 lossless soundtrack.

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13 Going on 30 matures to the high definition Blu-ray format with plenty of supplements.

More:

Project Almanac may be a "found footage" movie, but it at least doesn't look like one.

Monsters University makes the Dean's List with a top tier AV presentation - If you think the Monsters University video presentation is the big man on campus, wait'll you get a load of Disney's bristling beast of a Dolby TrueHD 7.1 surround track.

Sisterhood travels on to the Bluray format in the form of a 1080p/VC-1 encoding framed at 1:85:1 (Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, in case that somehow wasn't clear)

Cars DTS-HD Master Audio 7.1 surround track doesn't stall, slip or spin its wheels. It peels off the starting line and...

House of Cards' DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround track is as slick and deceptive as Underwood, lulling listeners into a false sense of security before pouncing with all the fury and might at its disposal.

One thing that's definitely not ugly about The Ugly Truth is Sony's gorgeous 1080p, 2.40:1-framed transfer.

And finally, my personal favorite and the inspiration for this list:

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Picture quality fetishists should have no trouble getting it up, so to speak, for Boogie Nights' exceptionally sexy 1080p/VC-1 encoded transfer. P.T. Anderson's 1997 classic gets a well-endowed Blu-ray release.

Pun credit where pun credit is due: thanks to the nerds over at blu-ray.com for these interstellar tech-spec puns.