Things Lesbians DO NOT Want To Hear

"Wow, that's so hot!" This is not a porno and we are not your entertainment.

"You don't look like a lesbian."

"You don't look like a lesbian."

Oh? What do you think I should look like?

"It's just a phase, you'll get over it."

It is not a phase!!!!!!

"You're going to hell."

I'll see you there, bitch.

"Maybe you just got turned down by a lot of guys."

How does that even make sense?

"So, what's lesbian sex like? I mean, is it fun?"

I don't ask you about your sex life, so please return the favor.

"I'll make you straight."

No.

"That's so hot."

I'm so glad my sexual orientation excites you.