19 Things You Should Never, Ever Say To Someone From Ahmedabad

    Unless you want your dhokla, khandvi, and fafda rights revoked for life.

    Mihir Ved
    by Mihir Ved

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    1. "Let's booze."

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    That's right, rub that salt into that wound. Rub na.

    2. "Oh, you live in Ahmedabad? You must know Modi."

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    Contrary to popular opinion, mitron, not every Gujju has met Modi.

    3. "There's no good place to hang out with friends in the evening."

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    The next time you say this, I’ll throw you in the waters of the Kankaria lake or the Sabarmati riverfront.

    4. "Which company do you work for?"

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    9/10 Amdavadis would answer, "We don't work for anyone, we have family 'binness'."

    5. "Ugh, there's no food joint open after midnight."

    6. "The education system in Ahmedabad is in a sorry state."

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    Institutes like IIM, NID, CEPT, and BJ Medical College were founded in the city to educate morons like you.

    7. "There's no match for Bambaiyaa Vadapav."

    8. "Does Ahmedabad have clubs? Do Amdavadis ever go clubbing?"

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    On the way to a raging house party, I'll stop by and club you to death.

    9. “What do non-vegetarians in Ahmedabad even eat?"

    10. “What’s your plan on 14th January?”

    11. “Ahmedabad shopping is TOO expensive.”

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    Be prepared to be a spectator to the most harmonious bargaining you’d ever witness on this planet.

    12. “Chhutta hai kya?”

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    You remember the face your crush made at you when you simply breathed near them? An Amdavadi will ridicule your request for chhutta in a similar manner. We. Don’t. Have. Change. To. Give.

    13. “Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah is not funny!”

    14. "It’s too hot in Ahmedabad!”

    15. “Gujarati names are so confusing!”

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    Just remember Ram, Rak, Nag, Jin, Muk, Mah, Him, Har, and add ‘ess’ to these. You now know names of half of the population of Ahmedabad.

    16. “There aren’t many good-looking people in Ahmedabad.”

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    Our IIM Road turns into a fashion ramp everrrryyyy single night.

    17. “What do you do to get high in this dry state?”

    18. “What is your career goal?”

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    No point asking, tbh. Irrespective of a Gujju’s educational qualifications and skills, s/he aspires to go to ‘Ameyrika’.

    19. “Aavjo.”

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    Don't say "Aavjo" if you don't mean it. We will LITERALLY keep coming back. Again. And again.