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1. A smartphone stand that will probably be the only cat in the world to let you use your electronics in peace.
2. Or an elephant version also offering storage for pens, pencils, and other office supplies — or whatever else you want to put inside it!
3. A llama that brings no drama — just a precious handmade mug from which to sip your morning coffee.
4. A bar of soap that makes washing your hands after using the bathroom so much more enjoyable.
5. A charming shower curtain you otter install right this minute!
6. A shark-shaped tea infuser that is just about the only shark you'd ever hope to encounter in the water, tbh.
7. Or if you really want to live every week like shark week, you can also get this hammerhead bottle opener and corkscrew combo.
8. A pair of oven mitts that will make removing baked and roasted treats so much more bearable.
9. A key holder to place at the front door and help ensure you never get locked out of your nest (er, house) again.
10. A set of six erasers featuring "lucky cats" because what could be more auspicious than having an adorable feline to clean up your scribbles?
11. A collection of measuring spoons your cat hopes you'll use to bake them some special treats.
12. A set of hedgehog dryer balls that help soften fabrics and separate clothing in the dryer to allow for better airflow.
13. A tote bag you'll want to buy at breakneck speed.
14. A critter-filled sheet set so you can pretend to be roaming the wilderness spotting all your favorite animals even when you're just lying down for a nap.
15. An upholstered ottoman hiding a secret in its body — extra storage space!
16. A toilet paper holder that will have ewe actually excited to go buy some extra TP at the store.
17. And a set of cabinet pulls so adorable, you'll wag your tail every time you see them.
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