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Your ability to deep-fry literally anything.
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Or to stomach cheese that's nuclear orange.
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The skills you have to somehow put everything into can form.
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And to think of the inventions we never knew we needed.
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Your understanding in the importance of multi-tasking.
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And in saving time with double drive-thrus.
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Your dedication to finding fake IDs for before you turn 21.
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And your self-control over the free drink refills that seem to be everywhere.
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Plus your restraint in not buying all the dirt-cheap alcohol you can get your hands on.
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Your patience in using the imperial system when the rest of the world are on the metric.
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The way you manage to find room in your wallet to hold all your pennies from all the .99c purchases.
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Your confidence in being able to piss with your massive bathroom stall gaps.
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Your ability to distinguish your bills from each other despite them all being the same colour.
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And your couponing and stockpiling skills in order to save a few dollars.
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Your brain power in understanding how tipping works.
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Your powerful tastebuds that are able to withstand everything doused in ranch dressing.
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Your strong stomachs that can down some weird-ass food combinations.
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And some really unnecessary alcohol combinations.
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And your strength in dealing with everything that is this.
