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19 Things Australians Lowkey Admire About America

God bless America.

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1. Your ability to deep-fry literally anything.

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2. Or to stomach cheese that's nuclear orange.

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3. The skills you have to somehow put everything into can form.

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4. And to think of the inventions we never knew we needed.

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5. Your understanding in the importance of multi-tasking.

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6. And in saving time with double drive-thrus.

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7. Your dedication to finding fake IDs for before you turn 21.

Ahhh, 18 and legal never felt so good.
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Ahhh, 18 and legal never felt so good.

8. And your self-control over the free drink refills that seem to be everywhere.

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9. Plus your restraint in not buying all the dirt-cheap alcohol you can get your hands on.

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10. Your patience in using the imperial system when the rest of the world are on the metric.

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11. The way you manage to find room in your wallet to hold all your pennies from all the .99c purchases.

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12. Your confidence in being able to piss with your massive bathroom stall gaps.

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13. Your ability to distinguish your bills from each other despite them all being the same colour.

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14. And your couponing and stockpiling skills in order to save a few dollars.

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15. Your brain power in understanding how tipping works.

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16. Your powerful tastebuds that are able to withstand everything doused in ranch dressing.

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17. Your strong stomachs that can down some weird-ass food combinations.

Yup, the Krispy Kreme donut.
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Yup, the Krispy Kreme donut.

18. And some really unnecessary alcohol combinations.

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19. And your strength in dealing with everything that is this.