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Siri when I accidentally hold the home button down for a second too long
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my bank account every time i swipe my card
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Me: *takes a nude* The FBI agent in my phone
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My assigned FBI agent who monitors my phone watching me text back in .2 seconds when they took 2 weeks
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me checking my bank account in the line at starbucks before ordering my iced coffee
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me performing for the government watching me through my laptop
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Me: Can I get $30 on pump 5 My car:
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the government agent that is assigned to me while im playing my playlist when im in the shower
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me ignoring wikipedia's plea to save them from their annual financial collapse and still using it
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