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Kids tryna whisper in your ear is the worst feeling 😭😭
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life hack: if ur car is making a weird noise, just turn up ur music really loud until it disappears
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When you step on your dogs paw and they make that “aarf” sound
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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music is blaring like woooaah I am not the same person I was last night
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Tf is Netflix so loud for when you first open it “DUH DOOM” face ass
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*bf raises his voice for 1.2 seconds* My brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Me: stares out the window not talking for the entire 50 min drive
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Me, knowing “uwu” is a facial expression and not a sound Also me:
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I wish I had a cute little hehe laugh but unfortunately it’s just a really obnoxious donkey noise
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i hate people who play music really quietly in their car so they can talk to you... i don’t wanna hear about how your cousin is in the hospital karen i wanna hear still into you by paramore bitch
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last night i feel asleep with my windows open so i could listen to the faint sound of rain, this morning i woke up an icicle
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*tryin to sneak into the house @ 3 am* the door:
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starbucks barista: the usual? jason derulo: yes, but don't you need my name starbucks barista: no please not agai- jason derulo: 𝓳𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸
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When ur high listening to music u hear every instrument...like damn who’s playing that flute 😂😂😂
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everybody in rhode island sound like lois from family guy
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when you said you were gonna shower next and you hear someone else turn the water on
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𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓴 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ʞןɐʇ ǝןdoǝd uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ
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normal person: -sings lyrics me: -sings lyrics -sings backup vocals -sings guitar riffs -plays air drum the entire song -head-bangs
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romeo she's alive dude juliet is alive oh god he has airpods in he cant hear me oh god oh fuck
