“Survivor Australia” Is Coming To Australia And Australians Are Going To Kill It

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    Ten recently announced that they are creating and casting for an Australian version of the popular American reality show, Survivor.

    We know Aussies are going to blitz the show because we handle the worst of it on the daily.

    We have some of the deadliest animals in the world.

    And if not the deadliest then some of the scariest.

    And we're very used to swatting away flies so all the insects and bugs won't be an issue.

    Hot climates won't even phase us.

    Neither will the cold so where it's set won't even matter.

    Aussies know how to get creative and think outside the ~box~ so challenges will be a breeze.

    We already voluntarily eat what the rest of the world thinks is foul so eating is no issue.

    Aussies are used to big groups of people so socialising won't be a problem.

    But we're also used to isolation too, so we know how to survive alone.

    And if we can deal with swooping Magpies, we can deal with humans swooping in on our alliances.

    Aussies on Survivor Australia are going to outwit, outplay and outlast harder than any other version before it.

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