1. We will say every couch is a best seller if you’re serious about it.
ABC
2. We say all flat packed furniture is "pretty easy" to assemble.
New Line Cinema
Sometimes things take six minutes and sometimes they take six hours.
3. We hate having to offer you add ons but we get in trouble if we don't.
ABC Family
We know that no one wants to spend $200 on leather protectant.
4. We don't know why we don't have stock even though the computer says we do.
FOX
5. But it's probably because people steal everything.
Fox
Quilt cover set? Gone. Throw cushion? Gone. An accent chair out the front? You bet that's gone!
6. If you tell us to check the back for something we've already told you isn't there, chances are we'll just go out the back and chat to our coworkers.
MTV
7. We know when you’re trying to shop around the store for a better deal, but we’re all on the same page and price.
MTV
8. We might make commission, but the real reason we try to sell so hard is because we have targets to meet.
Warner Bros.
Commission is a bonus.
9. Boxing day sales are hell when you have to manually enter each customer's details.
Channel 4
10. Every time you come in to buy a $20 cushion, a bit of our soul dies along with our average sales transaction.
Screen Gems
11. But we hate it most when you come to buy a $20 cushion during boxing day sales.
CityTV
12. Nothing pains us more than when you spend two hours with us to then say you’re “just looking.”
NBC
13. Or when you’re “just looking” with us for two hours and then buy off someone else.
FOX
14. We despise when you make us call another store when we're busy and you have your own phone.
DreamWorks Pictures
15. Our hearts break any time you ruin a display.
NBC
It's even worse when you don't fix them.
16. We can't stand it when you let your children run around the store and then make us look for them because you lose them.
Music Box Films
17. We hate the music playing too.
Miramax Films
18. We hate our adverts too.
NBC
19. We honestly don't know what's going to be in the next catalogue.
E4
When we say you can wait for it to go on sale, we literally mean you can wait. However long the wait may be.
20. We also don't know when something will stop being stocked.
OWN
We can't predict whether in four months we're going to have it anymore or not.
21. We do however know when you're lying about how something broke.
Paramount Pictures
We don't care. Just bring your receipt.
