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me: so like what is this moisturizer good for? Lush employee:
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why this mannequin look like it's about to give the most fire TedTalk of 2017
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"Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties..." - every girl in Anthropologie ever
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Oh this purse is cu-
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You'll be looking at a nice ass jacket at Forever 21 and when you turn it around and it says "MONDAYS SUCK" on the… https://t.co/sNtHYwX8Z9
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girl, are you an ikea shopping cart because i have no way of predicting what you're going to do next
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When your straight friend Jean makes a funny joke
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Idk y men go to bars to meet women Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 & they’re already looking for things they don’t need.
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I just know Forever 21 is going to put this on a hoodie
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This mannequin just threw a textbook in the garbage and told me to call it by its first name
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I like when you're at Costco and there are about 15 adults lined up for half a chicken nugget
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#UrbanOutfittersBeLike bohemian cookie decorated sewing equipment holder $55.99
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Whole Foods sells $10 gift cards. The perfect gift for a loved one who wants two onions.
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Order total: $280.73 Shipping: $2.99
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Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him.
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me: do you have this in medium ? hot topic employee:
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the river island mannequins look like they're hungover in the shower thinking about their life choices. u ok hun
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When you think you found something cute at Forever 21 but they had to ruin it some way
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being greeted by the lush staff